Notes: Batman was created by Bob Kane and Bill Finger and Teen Titans was created by Bob Haney and Bruno Premiani. Both franchises are owned by DC Comics and Warner Bros.
Batman was in the Batcave. He was waiting for the Batmobile to get started up. Alfred Pennyworth walked up to Batman and asked, "What's going on?"
Batman said, "I need to take another trip to the Teen Titans' school. I still have quite a few doubts about Robin. His superhero antics arguably count as evil. I have to make sure that he doesn't do any crimes."
Alfred replied, "A noble goal, but do you think that traveling all the way there is a wise idea sir?"
Batman said, "Robin is too dangerous. He must be watched regularly."
Alfred asked, "What if one of your regular enemies escapes from Arkham Asylum?"
Batman said, "Batgirl can take care of the criminals. Robin's my main problem."
Meanwhile Robin had a big mission with the rest of the Teen Titans. They captured Slade. Slade said, "Losing to you punks is always a disgrace."
Raven said, "We're late for school."
Robin replied, "But we have to take Slade to prison."
Batman showed up and said, "I'll take care of it."
Raven asked, "What are you doing around here?"
Batman took a few seconds to think of an answer. He said, "I was stopping Kite Man's latest robbery."
Beast Boy replied, "That's lame dude. Why can't you stop cool crimes?"
Batman angrily said, "Crimes aren't cool. You punks should know that." He calmed down said, "I'll take Slade to prison while you kids go back to school."
Cyborg replied, "Thanks bro." Batman took Slade to prison and continued spying on Robin.
The Teen Titans went back to the school. Robin said, "I'm hoping that we didn't miss much at school."
Raven said, "Well at least we didn't miss today's school report."
Robin said, "Good. When is the report?"
Raven said, "Actually I was wrong. The report was today."
Robin got wide eyed and responded, "That's bad. I haven't even studied for it."
Raven said, "It's not that kind of a report. It's about finding out how useful you've become as a superhero."
Batman whispered, "That means that Robin's going to get a low grade."
Robin said, "If I don't get a good grade on the report I could fail the class. I would have to go to school for another year. I can't do that. I have to find a way to trick people into thinking I'm powerful."
Batman whispered, "Robin lives up to his name, because he's chirping away several minutes of my time."
Robin ran up to Cyborg and said, "Hi buddy."
Cyborg replied, "Hi Robin. The big report is today."
Robin said, "I know. Can you do me a favor? Can I lie about having all of your powers?"
Cyborg laughed and said, "Good joke."
Robin replied, "It's not a joke."
Cyborg asked, "You want me to help you lie?"
Robin responded, "Yes. Help me lie."
Cyborg said, "I can't do that."
Robin said, "You betrayed me again."
Cyborg asked, "What?"
Robin whispered, "I'll find a way to take care of this problem." Robin started running away. Batman ran after him. Robin accidentally bumped into Starfire. Batman snuck away.
Robin helped Starfire get up while saying, "I'm truly sorry about that my dear. I've been rather stressed out."
Starfire asked, "What's going on?"
Robin said, "I have a problem that needs to get taken care of. Sadly I'm not sure how to take care of this problem."
Starfire smiled and responded, "I believe in you with all of my heart Robin. I'm sure that you can take care of the problem."
Robin proudly said, "I'm the prince of success."
The next morning Robin stole the key to the classroom that had the report. Batman was watching him. Robin went inside and said, "I have to find out what type of powers Superboy has. If I claim that I can do the same things I'll be declared the best teenage superhero ever. Robin threw some papers around, but he didn't find Superboy's report. Robin saw gum on the floor, textbooks that were ripped apart, and half eaten food stuck to the desks.
Mr. Cobblepot walked in and asked, "What's going on Robin?"
Robin used his hypnotizing ray on Mr. Cobblepot and said, "Give me Superboy's report."
Mr. Cobblepot responded, "Okay." Mr. Cobblepot handed Superboy's report to Robin.
Robin said, "Thank you."
Mr. Cobblepot responded, "Work hard."
Robin said, "Yeah right."
Batman burst into the classroom and said, "You're in trouble you punk."
Robin had a smug smile on his face while saying, "You're going to be in a lot of trouble."
Batman asked, "What do you mean?"
Robin said, "Trespassing at a school is a crime Batman. It seems like I've defeated you." Robin did a sneaky sounding laugh.
Robin went into an empty room and said, "It seems like nobody else is here. Now I can do the report." Robin fibbing by claiming he could do everything that was written on Superboy's report.
Raven walked into the Student Council Room. Robin whispered, "Oh no. I need to hide the test answers paper." Robin gently folded up Superboy's report and threw it under the table. Robin said, "Hi Raven. You look cool today."
Raven said, "Thank you Robin. What are you doing in here?"
Robin said, "I'm taking care of the report."
Raven looked around and said, "The floor is messy. There is a bunch of papers on the ground."
Robin nervously said, "Um yeah. I will clean up the floor later."
Raven replied, "Okay. I better get to class. Goodbye Robin."
After Raven walked out of the room Robin tried to find the test answers paper. Robin noticed that 1 of the windows was open and said, "Oh no. I think that the report got blown into the hallway."
Robin walked around the hallway. He said, "How am I supposed to find the report? The hallway is big and there are so many papers on the floor." Robin grabbed papers on the floor to find the test answers paper.
Batman looked at what was going on in the hallway by hanging out at a nearby window. He looked around and saw Robin running around. He whispered, "Robin's such a chaotic goofball."
The report fell on Cyborg. Cyborg looked at it and said, "Oh my. This is Superboy's report."
Robin said, "Oh no. Suzaku betrayed me again. He is really good at doing that."
Robin kicked Cyborg. Cyborg asked, "Why did you kick me?"
Robin said, "That was a accident."
Cyborg asked, "How do you accidentally kick people?"
Robin said, "I don't know." Robin tried to find out where the report landed. The report landed near Raven. Robin said, "Please give me the paper."
Raven looked at the paper and said, "This is Superboy's report."
Robin nervously said, "Really? I thought it was something else."
Raven said, "Yeah right. You were trying to cheat.
Starfire said, "I figured that you were going to try to lie."
Robin sighed and said, "I was trying to lie. I don't think that I have good enough abilities and powers to get a successful grade. Please don't tell the teacher."
Starfire said, "I won't tell the teachers. You are lucky that I care about you so much."
Cyborg asked, "Well shouldn't we at least tell a few teachers?"
Raven said, "Don't be rude Cyborg."
Cyborg said, "Okay."
Robin said, "Thank you. I will get rid of Superboy's report and re-do the report."
Starfire said, "Best of luck Lulu. I'm sure that you will get at least a B."
Raven said, "Be honest."
Robin said, "I totally will." Robin put Superboy's report in the garbage can.
Batman whispered, "I can't find any useful evidence about Ronin here. Sadly this has been a failure of mine." He left.
A few minutes later Robin danced into the empty room. After falling to the ground he got up and got his report ready. Robin said, "Being honest is too hard. I need a easy way of getting the answers." The test was multiple choice. There were five possible answers for each question so Lelouch came up with a sneaky idea: he circled the first of five choices for the first half of the test questions and the fourth choice for the second half of the answers. It was a random thing to do, but Robin thought it had potential to get him a good grade.
The next day the teacher finished grading Robin's report. Mr. Light said, "I noticed a pattern: you only circled the first and fourth choices on every question. It's a rather silly strategy."
Robin asked, "Did I get a decent grade?"
Mr. Light said, "You got forty percent on the test."
Robin replied, "That sounds kind of weak, but it seems like enough to pass."
Mr. Light said, "It's not you eccentric student. You failed the test."
A few minutes later Robin's friends walked to Robin to ask him how he did on the report. Robin said, "I failed the report."
Beast Boy asked, "Did you study a little?" Robin was so amused at that thought that he laughed.
Raven said, "You need to study harder Robin."
Robin replied, "I might start studying a few seconds before the tests start."
A few hours later Batman returned to the Batcave. Batgirl walked up to him and said, "I captured a few criminals while you were gone."
Batman replied, "I failed to get any evidence about Robin. I'm going to spy on him again next month."
