Ask Arcee and Barricade, chapter 1

Disclaimer: I do not own Transformers; just myself. Also, Arcee and her sisters are all individuals in this fic.

Author's note: I know other people have done this but I wanted to do a questions fic myself, only in story format as I did with a Lilo and Stitch fanfic of mine which had a similar premise.

When both Arcee and Barricade had heard about doing what the humans called a "fan fiction" with one of the many authors, the latter had groaned and complained as both drove to an undisclosed location of an abandoned air hanger. When they both got there, they saw a teenage human girl typing away on a computer; said girl had blue eyes, blondish-brown hair and glasses. She was also wearing a t-shirt with a picture of a wolf on the front that looked as though it were fading out, gray sweatpants, dark blue ankle socks and white and gray Nike sneakers with pink checkmarks on them.

"Are you username MISCrasyaboutfanfics?" Barricade practically shouted.

The teenage girl turned around, a little scared but not much. "Yeah; I didn't exactly expect your leaders to give you permission to do this."

"Optimus thought it would be proof enough for Galloway to realize that the Fallen's broadcast revealing the existance of the Cybertronians was not going to turn all humans against us Autobots." Arcee stated. "Just what are the rules for this?"

"First of all, if you two want to fight, please take it outside." MISCrasyaboutfanfics replied. "Second, the questions can be anything as long as they're PG-13 or below. Also, I need 3 reviews before I do the next chapter."

"I do not want to have to deal with her."

"Cade, you're going to have to deal with her for the next 29 chapters after this. I plan to do 30 chapters total, give or take a few." the human fan fiction author said, practically exasparated, then turned excited. "Also, cookies for everyone who reviews!!!"

Arcee couldn't help but wonder if this fan fiction author was definitely going to live up to her username; Barricade meanwhile only changed his mind and wanted to answer questions just to prove to Megatron that some humans sided with the Decepticons.

Now all everyone had to do was wait for the questions...

Author's note: Yes, I really want to do this. Also, to Transformers101 a.k.a. Shadow and Soundwave0107, if you are reading this please tell me what you think!!!