Can We Go Wrong?

by the sublime mime

Meet Amelia F. Jones. She is on a mission to lose her virginity before sophomore year. Meet Ivan Braginski. He's been sent from the bowels of hell otherwise known as the TPC department to obstruct her. Watch closely, hilarity will ensue. -AU fem!america/russia-

"Can we go wrong?

And/or will we get it right?"

-Hesta Prynn

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Can We Go Wrong?

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Looking back, the beans on Amelia's sexual status were not spilled so much as chewed up and violently vomited. And as the worst day of your life usually went-there wasn't anything at the beginning to indicate the impending doom.

The world seemed to be on her side that particular day as she woke to the soft glow of the sun through the large window of her dorm room. Her dorm which usually brought images of a dank and dark dungeon to mind-felt particularly homey. The light seemed to add new color to the ratty posters poorly taped onto her side of the walls (a strict policy against nails almost got her in trouble with the Housing Senate) and a sort of sheen to the dark linoleum paneled floors.

She woke before her awful alarm-and in time to actually to get to the cafe for breakfast before her 8:30 class. Her annoying roommate was nowhere to be seen.

She turned to her very best friend Tony and declared,

"Today is going to be full of fucking awesome."