I do not own Hetalia or any of the characters warning for foul language and sexual harrasment of course by the one and only france...
Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Belguim slammed the alarm clock then groaned. She forcefully pulled the blanket over her head. A knock at the door then Seychelles got up yawned and stretched while walking over to the door. She opened it and there was a peice of paper that fell from the door. she bent over to pick it up and it reads..
Sign up for the school play today! Director : Francis
Bad Cop Good Cop!
The auditions will be held in the mess hall (cafateria) at 4:00 pm. Entries will be accepted until the eighteenth. Thanks for your time
Seychelles shut the door and puts the flyer on the desk. Taiwan wakes up and noticed the flyer picked it up and read it. She zoomed out of the room not remembering that all she had on was shorts and a old tank top that was to big. She ran down to the mess hall and made a B turn for the sign up sheet. Taiwan was running so fast she didn't where she was going. She suddenly bumped into Japan and he fell on her she was pinned to one of the tables. Taiwan blushed a deep red then said ''Uh hi Japan.'' Japan suddenly jumps and gets off her. She said ''So are you gonna try out for the school play?'' Japan said ''Maybe but I'm not that good at acting and I get kinda shy in crowds.'' Taiwan replies ''Dont worry I know you'll do great!'' Japan blushes a little then says '' Goodbye I must go now cya later Taiwan.'' When Japan leaves she bangs her fist against the table and mumbles ''Stupid Stupid Stupid!''
Hungary and Seychelles are signing up for the auditions when Seychelles feels a hand on her ass. She turns only to see her father France. BANG! BANG! Hungary knocks him out with her trusty frying pan. Prussia calls it ''The Frying Pan Of Hell!'' Hungary says ''Bastard go grope girls in hell!'' After the day of the audition everyone got there parts.
Actors
Bad cop: Taiwan
Nazi Leader: Prussia
Cop 37: Japan
Nazi Spy: England
Nazi Prisoner: Spain
Nazi's Leader's Wife: Hungary
Thank you for all you entrys. That will be all.
Taiwan and Hungary scream ''WOOT!'' Until Hungary reads her part and her eyes widen and screams ''I have to be that bastard prussia's wife!'' Taiwan says''Calm down hungary its gonna be ok now lets go get our scripts and go study at the dorm ok?'' Hungary's like ''Your right Taiwan its not like im really married to him right?'' ''Yeah.'' Taiwan said then screamed. ''What's wrong?'' Hungary asks. Taiwan yells ''I have to kiss Japan before he dies!'' ''Isn't that incest?'' Belguim asked. ''I'm sure he wont allow it right?'' ''I will allow it.'' France replied. ''WHAT!'' they all screamed. Taiwan bangs her head repeatedly against the table and mumbles ''Fuck why why why why!'' ''Its ok.'' Hungary said trying to stop herself from giving herself a coma. France said ''Well we better get your costume's ready.'' grabbing Taiwan and Hungary. France gave taiwan a leather cop shirt and some shorts. He gave Hungary a nice little old southern dress the women wore back then. Hungary says ''I look ridiclous.'' France said ''You do I wouldn't even rape you.'' BANG! France said ''OWWW!'' He said '' Lets make a little change in plans.''