Ehehehe...! This is my 'masterpiece'! I was extremely bored today so I decided to do what anybody would do. I started writing. Of course, I had no IDEA of what to write, so I started with a stupid sentence. This stupid sentence led to another stupid sentence, and then...A PLOT!! Yes, it led to a plot. This fic DOES have a plot. A very strange one, but it is a plot! I just said the same thing about five times, didn't I? Who cares? Enjoy the fic, ok? And please review!

The Problem With Cheese

One day in Konan, Hotohori was--um--eating cheese. Tamahome was eating cheese, too. So were Tasuki, Nuriko, Miaka and Chichiri. This left Chiriko and Mitsukake, well, cheese-less.

"Ahh!" exclaimed Chiriko. "There's no cheese left for us!"

"..." replied Mitsukake, which translated to something very inappropriate directed at those who were eating the cheese.

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One day in Kuto, Soi was eating cheese. Tomo was eating cheese, too. So were Ashitare, Amiboshi, Nakago and Yui. This left Miboshi and Suboshi, well, cheese-less.

"Ahh!" exclaimed Miboshi. "There's no cheese left for us!"

"..." replied Suboshi, which translated to something very inappropriate directed at those who were eating cheese.

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One day in Hokkan, all of the other Genbu Seishi had stolen and were eating all of the cheese. Hikitsu and Tomite were the only ones left, well, cheese-less.

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One day in Sairou, Tokaki woke up to discover that all of the other Byakko Seishi, minus Tatara, had eaten all of the cheese. Poor, poor, cheese-less Tokaki and Tatara.

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"Cheese..." mumbled the Suzaku Seishi in unison, as they began drooling. "Must have cheese!"

"MITSUKAKE! HELP!" yelled Chiriko, as the other Seishi crowded around him, trying to figure out if he was made of cheese, or had any of the "precious substance".

"I'll save you Chiriko!" Mitsukake yelled. "Oops, they got Tama!"

It was true. Tama-neko was mistaken for cheese and devoured.

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"Ahhhh!" yelled Miboshi, as Amiboshi began gnawing on his head.

"Not cheese." Amiboshi said monotonously.

"Ah, ok. Must find cheese." Nakago responded.

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The cheese-less Seishi were all suffering the same fate of being attacked by their cheese-hungry comrades. All of the Seishi were developing obsessive-cheese-disorder, Chiriko thought. But Chiriko was wrong! The cheese was really EVIL CHEESE FROM ANOTHER PLANET! (as everyone would soon discover).

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A few days later...

"YOU!" yelled Chiriko, glaring at Miboshi.

"YOU!" yelled Miboshi, glaring at Chiriko.

"..." Mitsukake said, looking around.

"What's going on?!" Suboshi demanded.

"Huh?" Hikitsu asked.

"What?" Tomite asked.

"HUH?!" Tokaki yelled.

"What the--?" Tatara wondered.

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"Evil cheese?" asked Suboshi in disbelief.

"Yes." Chiriko agreed. "Everyone is now under the influence of evil cheese from another planet."

"WE MUST SAVE THEM!" yelled Tomite, jumping onto a table, which promptly collapsed under him. "Ow!"

"Idiot..." muttered Tokaki.

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The next day, the Seishi (who as you might have guessed, were all in the same place) woke up to find that Nyan-Nyans had taken over a nearby town.

"Ahhhhh!! Too many things with green hair! The cuteness! It's coming to get us!" Hikitsu and Tatara shrieked, running in circles until they crashed head on. "Ow!!"

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Meanwhile, the mastermind behind the evil cheese was scheming to take over our "heroes"...

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"The Nyan-Nyans are our friends..." Mitsukake explained to Hikitsu and Tatara, using the infamous 'talking to paranoid Seishi' voice.

"Where are we going?" Miboshi asked Tomite.

"TAIITSUKUN!" exclaimed Chiriko loudly, butting into the conversation.

"ACK!" yelled Miboshi, jumping 3 feet straight into the air.

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"We need to go on a quest to find WHAT?" Tokaki demanded.

"A loaf of bread, a quart of milk, sugar for the Nyan-Nyans..." Taiitsukun said. "You must find the Seven Magical Marbles of Doom. When you bring them here, I will tell you what else you need to do.

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"Seven Magical Marbles of Doom...?"

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Stay tuned for another chapter, people! Find out what is happening to the cheese-obsessive Seishi, the cheese-less Seishi, the Nyan-Nyans who now own a town, and just what the heck the Seven Magical Marbles of Doom are! I hope you got your daily dose of mindless humor! Please review! ^_^