A/N: This a story with ways to annoy different Harry Potter characters! This time it's Bellatrix, Sirius-ly! :) (I know, stupid joke, but I had to put it in there.) Some I made myself, others I've found on different websites :)
1. Poke several Mimbulus Mimbletonias while she's around and then dramatically say, "The revenge of Neville has come!"
2. Send her love notes. Sign Snape's name.
3. Tell her she needs a new stylist. 4. Replace her wand with one of Fred and George's fake wands. 5. Sign her up for "Dancing with the Stars" and the "Celebrity Apprentice." 6. Replace all of the songs on her MP3 player with "The Water Buffalo Song", "The Yodeling Veterinarian of the Alps song", and "The Hairbrush Song" from Veggie Tales. 7. Ask her if she wants to play "Barbie the Magical Fairy" with you. 8. Tell her that Hermione has better hair than her. 9. Sign her up for a visit to the psychiatrist, and after that tell her she has an appointment with the best hair stylist you could find at 2 o'clock. 10. Tell her that she should consider yoga. 11. Ask her if her and Snape are an "item." 12. Ask her if she remembers getting "owned by a housewife." Every 2 minutes. 13. Tell her that Molly Weasley is twice the witch she'll ever be. 14. Every morning, before she wakes up, go to her ear, and sing the Beach Boys to her. "Round round round round, I get around, I get around, oooooooooohhhh ooooooooohhh." 15. Make her take a polyjuice potion, which turns her into Celine Dion. Strap her down and play "My Heart Will Go On" over and over again. 16. Give out gold stars to her when she is "particularly evil." 17. Hum the Macarena or the Star Wars theme song as any dramatic battle scene starts. 18. Repeatedly ask her how many muggles are in her family. 19. Spread a rumor that Bellatrix is a fan of Oprah. 20. At dinner, constantly say that the food must be better than it was in Azkaban. 21. Keep saying "Sirious-ly"