Hello all. Yes, I am aware that I have been away for years now and have somewhat left my stories to rot. Allow me to get my muse working again as I explore several new interests I have acquired during my down time.
This story is simply a drabble of a (possible) conversation between two of the assassins on the online game called Sift Heads World. If you have played the game, then you will understand the crazy things I am mentioning here. This conversation takes place after the events of SHW Act VI...
"Well, that's the end of that. Our informant is dead."
"The Black Fox? He can't be dead."
"I am talking about getting-shot-multiple-times-in-the-chest-for-helping-us-piss-off-Yuuma dead."
"Well, he was in deep with us from the start. You shot all of his men so you could hire him, remember?"
"They were in the way."
"Yes, and he helped you find the prostitute to get information to enter the Mafia's Palermo villa. By the way, did I tell you it was a brilliant idea to blow up that place?"
"About three times now. The Mafia deserved it."
"Didn't he also warn you about that Yakuza informant skulking around Chicago?"
"If he hadn't, Yuuma's pest would have caused unnecessary damage. As it is now, I'm glad I was able to kill him off quickly."
"Hm, the Black Fox... he probably did the most work this time around. He was able to implicate the Yakuza and Mafia as the groups that blew up our HQ, told us about Yuuma's ship heading to America, and spoke of two possible places the groups were hiding at."
"Those two possible places were red herrings. I could only find idiots with guns at those places, not Yuuma or Alonzo!"
"But you still kept that ship from leaving Japan."
"But I didn't know how to direct a ship... so I crashed it into Tokyo's port."
"Ouch, as long as no one saw you..."
"Even if anyone did, I have no intention of paying for the damages."
"Property damage is nothing like physical damage to a person. Speaking of physical damage, Alonzo must've been pissed when he had to get a prosthetic for his arm."
"And treatment for the well-placed bullet in his head."
"But how the hell does someone with a bullet in their head survive?"
"Maybe he was just lucky."
"Lucky? You mean he has been lucky to still be alive after we've confronted him at least three different times now? Lucky to have found out who our informant was and gun him down? Lucky to make the whole world believe that we murdered Chicago's Commissioner in cold blood?"
"The man was a corrupted cop working for Alonzo. He deserved a shot in the head."
"I still wish we weren't on the Most Wanted list though. Kind of annoying to have something else restricting our movements besides idiots with guns and their better-than-thou leaders."
"Hm, you said it."
Shorter than I had expected... better write out more!
Oh yes, the reason why there are no names to these two people talking is because when you are playing the game (SHW), any one of the three playable assassins can be chosen to go through the same missions and events that occur. (No variation) Therefore, it is more amusing to not include names and simply decide who is saying what here, okay?