The SF8 Chronicles
A/N: I made this up and it will have a few humorous episodes in my chronicles.. Hehe.. Please read and review! Thank you.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything that JKR created or anything that ANYONE owns or created. Otherwise, I own my made-up characters… plots, places, etc. Do not steal them! Thank you.
1 Episode #1: Harry Potter and the Malicious Mall Man
Harry and Hermione head to the mall to shop for a gift for Ron's 16th birthday.
Hermione: OOhh!! Look, Spencers? They have cool stuff!! *drags harry into spencers*
Harry: Must we? *looks around* These things are disgusting!
Hermione: *rolls eyes* Here, look, the lamp section..
Harry: *reads* Lava Lamp. A countless edition to your home. Buy one and get it 20 dollars cheaper than other stores. Comes in Silver and Black.
Harry: Hey Hermione, let's get Ron a lava lamp!!
Hermione: Good idea!! What color???
Harry: Silve---no, Black!
Hermione: Why black?
Harry: Because silver reminds him of money and dementors and everything...
Hermione: Black is evil!!
Harry: Black!
Hermione: Silver!
Harry: Black!
HErmione: Silver!
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Harry: FINE SILVER! Sheesh, girls...
Hermione: *glares* WHAT?!
Harry: nothing.. *sweatdrop*
Hermione: *bops Harry on the head*
Harry: OW!
Harry: He'll love it!
Hermione: *holding a bag with the lava lamp* Yes!
Man *who will later be dubbed the Malicious Mall Man*: Hey! Kids!
Harry: KIDS?! Who ya calling kids, man!?
Man: Stop now! That's a stolen lamp!
Hermione: Oh sorry, we didn't know, we just bought it.
Man: NO! I mean YOU stole it!
*to be continued...*
Harry: WE NEVER STOLE ANYTHING!!!!!
Hermione: Why are you blaming US?!?
Malicious Mall Man: Because that *he pointed at Hermione's bag* is the stolen lamp! The proof! Let me see it!!!
Hermione: *twitches, the man was a lot bigger than they were* N.. n.... NO!
Harry: Leave us alone, we bought this ourselves!!!!!
Man: You are under ar—
Harry: RUN HERMIONE, RUN!!!!
Harry and Hermione run to the door and race to Hogwarts Castle.
Harry: *panting* Accio Firebolt!
Hermione: Wait!
Harry: *hops onto Firebolt and pulls Hermione's arm* Hurry!! Get on!
Man: STOP! THEIVES!! STOP THIS INSTANT! *trips over a branch*
Harry: Go!
Harry and Hermione arrive at Hogwarts and burst into the Common Room.
Ron: Where'd you guys go?! What's wrong?!
Hermione: Man.. Chasing.. Mall.. Spencers… *faints*
Harry: Happy Birthday Ron. Don't mind her.
Ron: Wow! *opens the package* A LAVA LAMP! Silver??! I don't like Silver!!!!
Hermione: *faints again*
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READ AND REVIEW!
A/N: I made this up and it will have a few humorous episodes in my chronicles.. Hehe.. Please read and review! Thank you.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything that JKR created or anything that ANYONE owns or created. Otherwise, I own my made-up characters… plots, places, etc. Do not steal them! Thank you.
1 Episode #1: Harry Potter and the Malicious Mall Man
Harry and Hermione head to the mall to shop for a gift for Ron's 16th birthday.
Hermione: OOhh!! Look, Spencers? They have cool stuff!! *drags harry into spencers*
Harry: Must we? *looks around* These things are disgusting!
Hermione: *rolls eyes* Here, look, the lamp section..
Harry: *reads* Lava Lamp. A countless edition to your home. Buy one and get it 20 dollars cheaper than other stores. Comes in Silver and Black.
Harry: Hey Hermione, let's get Ron a lava lamp!!
Hermione: Good idea!! What color???
Harry: Silve---no, Black!
Hermione: Why black?
Harry: Because silver reminds him of money and dementors and everything...
Hermione: Black is evil!!
Harry: Black!
Hermione: Silver!
Harry: Black!
HErmione: Silver!
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Harry: FINE SILVER! Sheesh, girls...
Hermione: *glares* WHAT?!
Harry: nothing.. *sweatdrop*
Hermione: *bops Harry on the head*
Harry: OW!
Harry: He'll love it!
Hermione: *holding a bag with the lava lamp* Yes!
Man *who will later be dubbed the Malicious Mall Man*: Hey! Kids!
Harry: KIDS?! Who ya calling kids, man!?
Man: Stop now! That's a stolen lamp!
Hermione: Oh sorry, we didn't know, we just bought it.
Man: NO! I mean YOU stole it!
*to be continued...*
Harry: WE NEVER STOLE ANYTHING!!!!!
Hermione: Why are you blaming US?!?
Malicious Mall Man: Because that *he pointed at Hermione's bag* is the stolen lamp! The proof! Let me see it!!!
Hermione: *twitches, the man was a lot bigger than they were* N.. n.... NO!
Harry: Leave us alone, we bought this ourselves!!!!!
Man: You are under ar—
Harry: RUN HERMIONE, RUN!!!!
Harry and Hermione run to the door and race to Hogwarts Castle.
Harry: *panting* Accio Firebolt!
Hermione: Wait!
Harry: *hops onto Firebolt and pulls Hermione's arm* Hurry!! Get on!
Man: STOP! THEIVES!! STOP THIS INSTANT! *trips over a branch*
Harry: Go!
Harry and Hermione arrive at Hogwarts and burst into the Common Room.
Ron: Where'd you guys go?! What's wrong?!
Hermione: Man.. Chasing.. Mall.. Spencers… *faints*
Harry: Happy Birthday Ron. Don't mind her.
Ron: Wow! *opens the package* A LAVA LAMP! Silver??! I don't like Silver!!!!
Hermione: *faints again*
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