This was just gonna be a crack one-shot, but I watched some horror movies with my old man and I changed the plot without thinking about it. So... Tell me whatcha think and I'll have the next chapter up next week, since I'm only near a working computer when I'm with my dad.

"You know that stuff is all lies right?" Sasauke stated as Naruto placed a four-pack of energy drinks into the shopping cart. The Uzumaki and Uchiha were out doing their weekly grocery shopping. "I don't care, it's fricken good." The blond said happily to the Uchiha. "It's a waste of money Naruto!" The Uchiha scold the Uzumaki as he grabed a twenty-four pack of bottled water. "No, it's not, I enjoy every glup of it!" Naruto said a little too loud, a girl fainted and her boyfriend quickly carried her bridal style and ran out of the aisle. "Awesome job Naruto, now shut up before they kick us out again!"

Naruto ignored Sasuke and continued to toss things into the cart. Sasuke eyed the pack of energy drinks that sat at the bottom of the cart, if only looks could kill. "Don't even think about taking it out Uchiha." Naruto said as he pulled the cart, running over Sasuke's toes. "Doesn't that crap have bull piss?" Sasuke asked as he followed the younger to the next aisle. "No! It's Taurine!" They get it from the lower intestines." Sasuke would have smacked himselve, but Uchiha's wouldn't do something so Uzumaki-like. "Naruto," Sasuke said as calmly as possible, "it has the word 'urine' in it! You dumbass!"

A father glared at the Uchiha, who glared back. The father quickly left the aisle, daughter following. 'Chicken-ass.' Sasuke thought as he tossed a family sized bag of cereal into the cart, not wanting to see the energy drinks that he would have to pay for. "Sasuke, hurry up!" Naruto yelled out from the end other end of the aisle. "Yeah, yeah." Sasuke said pushing the cart to Naruto as he looked over the rows of cereal boxes. "Oh, Ita..." Sasuke looked up to see Naruto talking to his older brother, Itachi.

'Oh fucking shit...' Sasuke was about to turn around, but he was too late. "Hello little brother." Itachi said with a smile. "Naruto hurry up." Naruto let his head fall in shame, 'Damn, now he's even more pissed off.' Itachi walked over to his little brother, "Why are you in such a hurry little brother?" Sasuke wanted to run over the older with the cart, but he liked shopping here so he walked away leaving the cart in the middle of the aisle. "Naruto, we're leaving." Said blond ran to his best friend's side. Naruto heard Itachi laugh and a deep voice call out the weasle's name, but he didn't turn around.

"Naruto, go wait in the car. I'm just gonna get what we need." Naruto took the keys from the Uchiha and made his way out of the super center. 'Damn Itachi, he always has to show up when Sasuke's pissed.' Naruto made his way to Sasuke's black truck, unlocked it and climbed into the passanger seat. He turned on the radio and lowered his window. He sang along to what ever songs he knew as he watched people come and leave the parking lot. About twenty minutes later he saw Sasuke exiting the store, 'Finally, I thought he had gotten into a fist fight with 'Tachi.' He thought with relief, but it didn't last long. Itachi walked out after the younger, Naruto could tell Itachi was trying to get Sasuke to talk, but the younger just walked faster.

Naruto qickly turned on the truck and rolled up his window. Sasuke opened the driver door and tossed the bags to the back seat. "C'mon Sasuke, can't e get along like good brothers should?" Sasuke just laughed and slamed the door. Once he had the truck in drive he fliped his older brother off and drove out of the lot. Sasuke's grip on the wheel was a little too tight for Naruto's comfort. "Sasuke, you need to calm down. If he follows us we can just call your Uncle Madara and he'll arrest him." Sasuke's grip looesed alittle, "I know that, but Uncle Madara isn't as young as he use to. I bet Itachi could over power him already. Kakashi might be able to..." Sasuke slowed down to let a group of teenagers walk accross the street. "I still think it's bull that you can't touch him. Yet he can do whatever he wants." Naruto said as he watched a dog chase a cat.

"He has his connections and I have mine, and you have yours due to your father and Jiraiya." The Uchiha stated as he turned into their neighborhood. He looked into his rearview mirror and saw a red Camry driving a little too close. "Fuck... Itachi." Naruto looked into the side mirror and saw the car. "Just drive to Kiba's. He wanted us to go over anyways. And I'll call Madara so he'll meet us there." Sasuke sped up and drove to the Inuzuka's appartment as Naruto called Madara.

"Hey Madara, it's Naruto... Yes. Wait how did you know?" Sasuke looked to the blond for a second then back to the road. "Damn. He's following us so we're going to Inuzuka's. Okay, thanks. Bye." Naruto hung up and looked at the side mirror again, the Camry was still behind them. "What did Madara say?" Sasuke asked as he turned on his left blinker. "Someone called Madara saying they saw Itachi and you at the store. He was on his way to our house, knowing Itachi would follow us, but he's on his way to Kiba's right now." Sasuke nodded and looked to the rearview mirror again, wishing he could make the car go up with flames.

When they pulled up to Kiba's Itachi didn't stop, seeing Madara's cop car right outside. Sasuke quickly got out of his truck and walked over to his uncle and Kiba, very pissed off. "Calm down Sasuke." Madara said placing his hands on the younger's shoulders. "What do you mean calm down? If he finds out where I live, I'm gonna have to move! Again!" The Uchiha yelled out.

Naruto stayed in the car, not wanting to hear Sasuke yelling. He could tell Madara was pissed, but not as pissed as Sasuke. After a few minutes Kiba walked over to the passager side of Sasuke's truck. Naruto turned off the truck and climbed out. "Are you okay Naruto?" Kiba asked. "No, I hate seeing Sasuke this pissed off..." Kiba frowned and looked over to where the Uchiha's stood. "How 'bout Neji, Shika, Lee, Gaara, Kankuro and I go over to your guys house, so if anything happens we'll be there to kick Itachi's ass." Naruto let out a small laugh, "Yeah, that would be a good idea. And I think Madara is gonna have a cop outside just in case."

So is it any good? Please tell me! I know there's some errors, just point them out and I'll fix them!

Thanks for reading!