Typed this at about 3 in the morning, so I apologize for the fact that this is one wacked up fanfic :s I was bored, ok?
Jason DiLaurentis strolled into the Rosewood Stop and Shop, grinning like the celebrity he deserves to be-when he was in his twenties; a high school girl turned him down! That's harsh. He made his way to the cereal aisle to get him some Rice Krispies. Snap, Crackle, Pop! Itching his head- that gel can be irritating! -Jason grabbed the blue box and shoved it in his shopping basket.
That's when he saw her.
Aria Montgomery (Fitz), that is. The love of his life who went to Ezra. But Ezra can't stop Jason, he's unstoppable! Except for that one time a few years ago….but that doesn't count!
Jason always swore that if he ever saw her again, he'd do something BIG. He considered all the things he could do in a grocery store: there weren't many. Jason did have talent, though: he can sing. Oh boy can he sing. Jason had to think fast before Aria saw him. He decided to do a song by his inspiration: Adele- she had to go through such a breakup, too, but Jason's breakup was so much more painful. He sat on his porch for days, not eating, drinking, or smoking anything. (But he still didn't lose any weight.)
As Aria looked up from the cereal box she was looking at, Jason smiled at her the smile he had practiced in the mirror so many times, that you couldn't tell the difference between he and Ezra when he did it.
Then he began singing the song of his life:
"There's a fire starting in my heart,
Reaching a fever pitch and it's bring me out the dark.
Finally I can see you crystal clear
Go ahead and sell me out and I'll lay your ship bare.
See how I'll leave, with every piece of you
Don't underestimate the things that I will do.
There's a fire starting in my heart,
Reaching a fever pitch and it's bring me out the dark.
The scars of your love, remind me of us.
They keep me thinking that we almost had it all
The scars of your love, they leave me breathless
I can't help feeling
We could have had it all
Rolling in the deep
You had my heart inside your hand
And you played it
To the beat
Baby I have no story to be told
But I've heard one of you and I'm gonna make your head burn,
Think of me in the depths of your despair
Making a home down there as mine sure won't be shared
The scars of your love, remind you of us.
They keep me thinking that we almost had it all
The scars of your love, they leave me breathless
I can't help feeling
We could have had it all
Rolling in the deep
You had my heart inside your hand
And you played it
To the beat
We could have had it all
Rolling in the deep
You had my heart inside your hand
But you played it
With a beating
Throw your soul threw every open door
Count your blessings to find what you look for
Turn my sorrow into treasured gold
You pay me back in kind and reap just what you sow
We could have had it all
We could have had it all
We could have had it all
Rolling in the deep
You had my heart inside your hand
And you played it to the beat
We could have had it all
Rolling in the deep
You had my heart inside your hand
But you played it,
You played it,
You played it
You played it to the beat"
When he finished, he prepared for Aria to run to him and confess that she'd made the wrong choice all those years ago. That she hadn't been thinking when she chose Ezra. But instead she groaned, "Not again, Jason. I'm gonna be late for picking Tori up from kindergarten for the third time this year!"
She shoved a box of multi-grain Cheerios in her shopping cart before grabbing a pregnancy test and rushing out of the store.
Back to the drawing boards…
So yeah, thanks for reading.
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