Max: This is a little preview song for a story me and Spiras_Stargate are working on together. We both hope you like the songs I will be posting! The story is an AU (Alternate Universe for those that don't know) Where instead of being heroes and villains, Joker is a singer. I promise It's more interesting then it seems. And the story will be SLASH! Batman/Joker!

Warning: SONG'FIC' IN Mistah J's pov!

Disclaimer: I do not own Batman or Joker or anything like that. I do however own these lyrics! Please do not steal my music and post anywhere else without my permission!


WHY SO SERIOUS?!

Want to know how I got these scars?

WHY SO SERIOUS?!
You took that knife to my mouth
The tears running down your face
You looked at me and whispered hunny can't you see
WHY SO SERIOUS?!

Now I've got a smile, that goes on for a mile
Thanks to you my darlin valentine
So put that knife back where it belongs
Stick it in your chest where your heart is gone

WHY SO SERIOUS?!
The bloody trails runnin through my lawn
The stains won't ever be gone
Thanks to you my mother dear
For the smile you gave me last year
WHY SO SERIOUS?!

Knock knock knock on the neighbors door
Can no one hear my screams
Blood blood blood drippin down my chin
Someone save me please

WHY SO SERIOUS?!
You looked at me with your shinny teeth
Your grin spread miles long
You whispered in my ear son can't you tell
WHY SO SERIOUS?!

If it's not me and it's not you
Somethin tells me I've got nothing but time
Let's see that smile and brag for awhile
Then stab you in the back like you did to me

WHY SO SERIOUS?!
Drop that knife down the drain
If you've got nothin to say
I've got nothin to do
Let's cut you a smile that goes on for a mile
WHY SO SERIOUS?!


Max: Please review and tell me what you think. It would be greatly appreciated! Thank you!

~Mr. Max