Fallout: A New Definition of a Laundromat

by TheGamerGod333

Fuck, no. You have to put the colored clothes in a different dryer than the whites. Fuck, have you even done laundry once in your god damned life? Why can't these Chinese ghouls just let me leave this god damned place. It's like, who would even be this evil to create such a hell on Earth? Who? The Asians, it was always the Asians. Rated L, for laundry.

1. I Hate My Life

Prologue: I Hate My Life

I was once the Lone Wanderer. But now, I'm a servant in this god damned hellhole. I work in a laundromat. I don't know why one huge city is just this gigantic laundromat, or even how I got here, but this is it. The big time. This entire place is owned by a bunch of goddamned Chinese ghouls that keep us all as slaves. I don't know what the hell their purpose is in running this laundromat. I really don't.

Do you want a real new definition of hell? You go to a laundromat. This shit sucks. I can't even believe that I am trapped in a god damned laundromat being bossed around by some fucking Chinese ghouls. I don't even remember when I learned Chinese, but apparently I know how to speak it.

Fuck, this is like the alien incident all over again...