I walk into the flat and collapse on the sofa next to Phil. He's playing Sonic 4, but I don't care and casually flip the channel over. He just stares at me for a minute, while I take in the huge pile of Poki boxes.
'Dan?!' He exclaims
'What?'
'You just...you...changed the freaking channel!'
'I paid for the TV dan, I get first priority' I give him a 'Don't mess with me' look before we burst out laughing all over the floor. He starts tickling me and we almost knock the TV off. He doesn't stop tickling me and his lips pass dangerously close to my hardening cock. I push him off and sigh. I rush over my room to break one out over his college photo before he comes after me.
'Dan?' He opens the door just as I'm about to cum.
'Oh my god Phil get out'
'I don't want to get out' I sit flummoxed with my pulsing dick in his gaze.
'Ph-' He kisses me before I get to finish and I begin to undo his belt. Out pops his big 20'' penis and I begin to suck him off.
'Not so fast you dirty boy' He strips off his shirt and crawls toward me. His finger is entering my arse before he takes it out and licks it. He begins to pin me down and open my legs, I feel it entering my arsecrack and all I feel is a burning sensation as he thrusts as fast and hard as he can.
'PHIL OH BABY'
'Dan shut up you shit, I didn't say you could orgasm now could I' He continues to thrust as he sucks my cock. He doesn't do this very long before pulling out a rampant rabbit and sticks it up his own arse crack the mine.
'Now we can fuck together' We thrust together and he plants tiny little kisses all over me. I hear him yelp, before he cums all over my face. Now we're not talking about a little bit of cum, we're talking about an elephant full of cum.
'Oh Dan I think I'm pregnant' He looks at me, mouth wide open as I insert my cock into his mouth.
That's when I look down. And all I can see. Is his cock. And below that. HIS BIG HAIRY VAGINA.