By Crystal-Psycho
Disclaimer: ah, yeah. It's too obvious that I don't own them.
Full Summery: A new threat is arriving Konoha; Itachi in his diapers. A simple mistake in Sasuke's and Naruto's ninjutsu causes a few… problems. (SasuNaru XD and my lovely pairings!)
MY Note: Ah, the joys of writing! I needed a break from my other story! I will continue it eventually, but I'm still feeling a tad uncomfortable since the chapter that I'm spouse to be writing is going to be a Yaoi one and I'm just practicing making the scene more exciting. . anyway, from being very bored on my math class I accidentally drew a baby sitting and playing with his toy in diapers. Funny thing is, he looked exactly like Itachi! And then the calls in my brain started to work and I just had to write it down!
ENJOY!
Chapter one: Oops.
Naruto snored out a laugh and put another piece of bread in Gaara's nose. This can't get anymore funnier. It seemed that the guy was never drunk in his whole life, and never had a good nap before at all.
So the concept 'asleep like a rock' was fitting him right now exactly. Itachi and Kisame were probably still resting, so why the hack not.
Gaara let out a snort with some mumble about Shogi. Naruto snickered quietly and shove bread piece in his ear.
"Naruto, Gaara! Wake up we have to go-" Kisame entered the room to see Naruto sitting on the sand Nin and sticking bread pieces to every hole Gaara had.
Kisame wouldn't be surprised if he knew he pushed some bread into the redhead ass.
"What's going on here?" Itachi opened the boor wider to see Naruto smiling goofily on top of the redhead.
He sighed deeply and growled. "I told you not to take Gaara too but nooooo would you listen to Kisame?"
"Shut up. Naruto get off of him." Itachi ordered instantly, like a general of some great army.
"Aye aye, SIR." Naruto jumped on his feet, still snickering. In the process he shook Gaara.
Gaara's eyes shot open and he stood up like a soldier on a mission. "What the…?" a few bread pieces flew from his nose to the floor. He glared at the blonde, which tried – his best, mind you - not to laugh. "You fox!" He blamed, scattering the bread off him, to find out he has bread in his ears too. "You Raccoon!" Naruto mimicked.
Itachi sighed once more. The more time these two spent together the more he wanted to commit a suicide. Kisame is driving him insane with his 'have you had a bath already, Itachi-sama? Why aren't you eating, Itachi-sama? Itachi-sama, Do you want me to rub your back? Don't do unprotected sex, Itachi-sama! Wash your hands before you eat, Itachi-sama.' Itachi occasionally thinks that Kisame is his mother. The thought makes him shudder.
Itachi and the other members of the Akatsuki thought it was a blessing that Naruto joined them. Of course, it didn't just happened; the boy is most stubborn thing on the planet, and he wouldn't leave his precious Konoha for nothing –nothing except Sasuke. Itachi knew approximately that the only reason for Naruto to join the Akatsuki had to be Sasuke. After his little brother left to be Orochimaru's pet, they had a several fights – and whenever they fought, Naruto wasn't as strong as Sasuke.
When Naruto joined the Akatsuki, the organization became a joke. Konoha didn't move a finger, knowing that if Naruto is with them then there is no danger. AND HE HAD SUCH A GREAT PLANS FOR THAT TOWN! Of course, he had planned the destruction of the hidden leaf, and the Akatsuki agreed on the plan until Naruto came along. Again, that kid is stubborn like a horse ass and persuaded each of the Akatsuki to not do so, one after another they sighed and nodded their heads –and that wasn't because he was stubborn. It was because he was so damn pretty. That boy, with a fox demon inside of him, only 16 of age was the most damn beautiful Akatsuki member. The others were drooling and obeying him. They practically licked the places on which he stepped on, worshiped his ass (It's scary. really, they have pictures of it.) and almost fainted when he passed them in the hall, smiled and waved in happiness. If he had blessed them in a 'good morning' then they went (all week) grinning like maniacs.
To his horror, they had planted things like hair brushes or useless things like that on the road, and waited until Naruto came, then they would ask him politely to pick it up. But Naruto didn't even notice the drooling, the carving and the whimpers of delight when he bent down to pick it up. That 16 years old boy is as dense as a rock.
He doesn't pay much attention to others then to Gaara, because he loves Gaara like a brother, and the redhead is protective about him – they are brothers, maybe not in blood, but at heart.
"Oh, oh! That's tickling!" Naruto giggled under Gaara. "If I wanted to watch you making out, I would've said so." Itachi growled, lifting Gaara by the collar from Naruto, like he was light as a feather. "We need to go, Itachi-sama." Kisame piped from the door. "I know, Kisame. I know." The Uchiha sighed deeply.
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"No."
"Yes."
"I said, NO."
"And I said, YES."
"Sasuke. No is a NO."
"Orochimaru-sama. Even if you are not willing, I will go out. I must get fresh air. This, grave… I am full of dead stench and I stink like mold. I need fresh air."
"You may go." Orochimaru said, after long hesitation. "But Sasuke… If you'll disappear, you shall be hunted and when you'll be found the rotting stench of the dead, which you talk such a belittlement will be stinking from your body." Sasuke smirked. "I may delay." He said teasingly and stalked off the room. Kabuto appeared from the shadows. "Should I follow him?"
"No. He just misses his fox demon, let him be. He'll come back beaten, but pleased, so prepare him a few bandages."
Sasuke kept the smirk on his face while roaming around the deep forest. He could wait until he'll see Naruto in his Akatsuki cloth! He always secretly admired how the blonde looked in black – and it will be black with red clouds! Imagine how awesomely delightful will it be! He snickered to himself while skipping from tree to tree.
Last time he saw the blonde, he had became really good looking, well, he still had his boyish pouting face with the whiskers marks, but that what makes Naruto – Naruto.
Yet the boy had grown powerful. While Sasuke stayed by Orochimaru his power did developed; but only to some level and Naruto were more powerful then that level last time Sasuke saw him. A snicker once again escaped his lips when he thought of Naruto last time he saw him, he just joined the Akatsuki, god. That little innocent mutt was so cute – his eyes grew wide when he saw Sasuke and a smile almost escaped his smile until he frowned.
'You idiot, stupid piece of shit! Are you enjoying the ass-rape Orochimaru is giving you?'
Yes, he had remembered these words like it happened seconds ago. He was so full of excitement; he had developed a new technique just for him! Oh... he would like to molest that cute little ass of his... ah...
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"Itachi…" the blonde whimpered, clinging to the man. "Where Gaa-chan and Kis-chan did went? We should look for them 'tachi!" He mewled, like a little fox with huge blue clear eyes. "Maybe they took the other road."
"Then why didn't we take that road! It's so scary in this forest! I feel like somebody is watching me!"
"But you don't feel when they drool on your ass, when you turn-" Itachi mumbled, "What was that…? I didn't hear you." Naruto said, worriedly, looking around. "Nothing." Itachi sighed. Being with the blonde made his head hurt.
Suddenly Naruto stopped. He sniffed the air, like a hunt-hound, and lowered his head to the ground like an animal. "What is it…?" Itachi rolled his eyes. Naruto's eyes looked up at him, Red flame eyes replaced the blue sky eyes. "An Uchiha. Sasuke!" He quickly jumped into air, and started leaping in an amazing speed from tree to tree.
Naruto know he had the instincts of a demon inside of him, he learned how to use it, but it wasn't fully under his control and usually it just get out when he was angry or troubled by something.With the Akatsuki he learned the cruelty of the battle, the amazing speed he can get to and his smell sense and hearing improved.
He came into a clearing and the sun stung his eyes, but he saw the figure that had her back to him, in his white, now gray, pants. "Sasuke!" he called, panting from the run. "Ah, nice of you to join me." Sasuke turned around, he had grown a lot – he looked like a man in his 17, he lost all the child features. but then again... who wouldn't?
"You look ridicules in the Akatsuki cloak."
"You look like a fucking preset with that… purple belt… or whatever it is on your hips. So you joined the sound."
"No."
"No?" a tingle of hope glowed in Naruto's eyes. "So how have you been, bastard? Still enjoying the rapes? Did he remove your dick by now? I think it's quite disturbing to Orochimaru when you do it."
"Ah, Naruto. You were always blessed in such a rude mouth. I see you brought my sweet brother with you." Sasuke glanced at Itachi who was leaning on some random tree near the clearing, resolving some unsolved issues with his nails. Itachi blinked; "Just get this over with. So I can carry Naruto and you can go back bleeding -like always- to your hole." He returned to his nails.
"At least he's better then Orochimaru and a better Uchiha then you!" Naruto stuck his tongue out and Sasuke frowned. "You prefer that blood carving bastard then me?"
"Yeah! Right 'tachi?" Naruto sent the olderUchiha a wink. Itachi blinked again.
Deep fury breached from Sasuke like a huge explosion.
"What is it, Sasuke? Oh my… it's jealousy… but that can be! How could you, a mighty, beautiful (snobish, stuck up)Uchiha like yourself fall in love with me? I know you liked my butt since the day you kissed me… back then in the class room!"
"You were the one who was pushed in to me!" Sasuke replied, yelling. "Ha! I remember it clearly! You took me by my collar and pulled me onto your lips!"
"I did not!"
"Yes, you did! Uzumaki has a good memory!"
Itachi sighed; they were acting like 13 years old. Again. Why couldn't this nightmare end? Why? "Naruto. Get this over with! NOW!"
"Umm… 'tachi is right. Shall we dance?"
"With pleasure!"
The fight continued a few minutes until the both started to pant and their breathes turned to heavy. "Dear, Kitsune. You suck like always." Sasuke liked his bloody lip.
"You're not better. You stink. How many days you didn't had shower, Sasuke? A month? A year?" Naruto wiped his sweat with the back of his hand.
"Very mature." Sasuke commented, standing into battle position again. "If you would like to know I have developed a new technique!" he smirked, making Naruto wince.
"So did I! So did I!" Naruto stuck his tongue out again. Sasukeswayed his hair;"Why won't I test it now?"
"I'll test my now! You wait for your turn!"
"But I was the first to bring up the topic!" Sasuke growled. "SO I go first!" he added, stretching his hand. "No, I go first because I said I was the first!"
"WHY DON'T YOU TEST IT IN THE SAME TIME, GOD DAMN IT!" Itachi yelled, he was sitting in the clearing now, bored to his bone.
"Fine, why don't we?" Sasuke smirked.
And the both spun in unbelievable speed, flames and thunders, red and silver. Itachi blinked seeing the colorful lights moving too close to him. VERY CLOSE.The powerful lights had been too quick, even for the mighty Uchiha. The lights hit each other, nothing but two balls of colorthat created a huge wave on the forest.
Both the Uchiha and the Uzumaki fall on their feet, panting, tired; they stood up to finish what they started as soon as the dust that flew around will dissipate.
As the dust dissipated Naruto grinned to smirking Sasuke. "Not dead yet, bastard?"
"It's not that easy to kill me, Naruto. You should know that."
A low mewl was heard on the ground and the both blinked. "Mommy?" was heard in a low choked voice. "Mommy where are you?" a yell of a child was heard. Sasuke was the first one to notice.
His own big brother, the one hated, was sitting on the grass and looking exactly like he only saw him in pictures.
Little, small, tiny, chibi, WHAT THE HACK!
"OMG!" Naruto smiled, and picked the baby up. "You little cutie, from where did you came from?" he asked, embracing him softly. "Who awe you, mister?" The baby asked, his language still proper. "Naruto… that's my…"
"Mommy! I want my mommy!" the child yelled, struggling out of Naruto's embrace. Naruto patted his on the back. "It's okay, boy…" he smiled faintly. "Naruto that's my brother." Sasuke sighed. "You have other brothers then 'Tachi? He's so cute!" Naruto played with the long midnight colored silky hair. "No." Sasuke sighed, taking another step towards the both. "That's Itachi." Silence stroke the forest like in a tomb.
"WHAT?"
TBC
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