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Luluser's Bad Day

Part 1

One day Luluser Humperouge woken up early in the morning because he heard a strange noise in the kitchen.

-"What the fuck was that noise? I hope it's not Sayoko high on Refrain again. It took two hours to clean the mess she made last time" – Said Luluser and went to the kitchen.

It wasn't Sayoko, but that cat Arthur who always bites that bitch Emozaku.

-"Hey, you fucking cat! Get the fuck out of my kitchen! I don't want your AIDS here!" – Shouted Luluser and kicked the cat right in the face. Arthur hit the wall and died.

-"Okay, now that this has been taken care off I can go back to sleep."

Unfortunately he was not able to go back to sleep because C.C. grabbed him from behind and started humping.

-"What the fuck, woman?! Stop humping me, for God's sake! You don't even have standard equipment to begin with!"

-"Are you so sure about that?" – Replied C.C. and licked her lips with mysterious smile.

Luluser got out from C.C.'s grasp and looked at her disgusted.

-"What? You are a…no! Just NO! Oh Jesus! No! My mind has been scarred for life! Oh my dear Lord! All my fantasies about you…OH MY DEAR LORD! MY BRAIN! IT BURRRRRNSSSS!!11"

Luluser started hitting the wall with his head for few minutes.

-"Are you done now?" – Asked C.C. while eating another fucking Pizza. How come she is not fat?!

-"Yeah, I am." – Replied Lelouch and walked out of the kitchen only to bump into Sayoko.

-"OHAYO, LULUSER-SAMA!" – Said Sayoko VERY LOUDLY.

-"Goddamn, Sayoko! You don't have to shou…wait! Are you high again?"

-"HAI!" – Replied Sayoko and punched Luluser in the face.

-"What the fuck, you bitch?! Why did you punch me?!"

-"Because I hate your guts, you dirty cheating sonuvabitch! You made me pregnant that night when you came home drunk!"

-"I did?"

-"Yes, you did! Now you must take responsibility for that!"

-"Sorry, didn't heard that." – Luluser started running away from Sayoko, but tripped on a straight way.

-"You cannot escape me, Luluser Humperouge. You will take responsibility."

Then, when Luluser wanted to abandon all hope for escape (because he's a loser), C.C. shot Sayoko in the back of the head.

-"BOOM, HEADSHOT!" – Shouted C.C.

-"What the fuck?! Why did you do this?!" – Luluser was more than shocked. He was horrified.

-"Because she was fucking bothersome. And isn't this just convenient for you? Now that she's dead, you don't have to take responsibility for the child."

-"Oh yeah, right. But, hey! Wait! What will I do with the body?!"

-"Throw it in the dumpster. No one will notice that she is missing."

-"Okay. But help me throw it in there. I'm too much of a weak faggot so I can't do it alone."

TO BE CONTINUED!