MA CHAO'S STUPIDITY

Chapter 1

Why not sell him to Ikkitousen?..

Ma Chao was jumping around on one leg,yelling "Justice!" and annoying everybody in the Shu palace as usual.

"Stop it,Ma Chao",Liu Bei said angrily.

"Why?.."Ma Chao asked. He was sounding a bit disappointed,"Don't you like JUSTICE?"

"I do, until it gets ANNOYING,Ma Chao!"Liu Bei cried.

"I'm not annoying."

"You are!"

"No,I'm not!"

"Yes,you are!"

"I'm not annoying. I will be yelling "justice!" for 6 more hours so that the people of Shu don't forget the IMPORTANCE of it",Chao said stubbornly.

"You're dismissed! AND DON'T SHOW UP UNTIL TOMORROW!",Liu Bei roared. It seemed like he was going to explode with anger.

"Well,means I can now remind Shuists of JUSTICE in the Courtyard,right?"

"NO,MA CHAO!"Liu Bei shouted at Chao,who was walking away.

Soon Liu Bei could enjoy the loud "JUSTICE!" sounds coming from inside the Courtyard...

"DAMN IT! He doesn't even listen to his ruler!"Liu Bei cried in despair. He dropped his head on his arms,"What should I do with him?.. Zhang Fei? Guan Yu? Zhuge Liang?.."

Zhuge Liang stood up and approached Xuande.

"Ma liege",the Sleeping Dragon yawned,"Your problem is UNSOLVABLE. You shouldn't have hired Ma Chao at all."

"YOU LAZY..."Zhang Fei roared,about to slap the strategist right in his calm face.

"Peace,Yide,"the ruler ordered,"Zhuge Liang,is it really so...unsolvable?"Liu Bei was about to lose hope.

Liang yawned once again.

"Ma Liege...I guess I can probably solve it..."

Zhuge made a dramatic pause.

"Speak up!"Liu Bei begged.

"Okay,you just have to let me go for now. I'll return after 2 hours...or 7...or later... I have to WORK,you see,"the strategist explained.

"Dismissed,"Bei said quickly.

The strategist left,leaving the officers whispering behind his back.

"He's gone to play Ultima with Sima Yi,"Yue Ying said,"This beast has abandoned me for SIMA YI!"

"NO...HE...PLAY...DYNASTY WARRIORS...ONLINE..."Wei Yan interrupted.

"I don't care what he is playing!"Yue Ying cried,"He doesn't even notice me anymore! He has gone completely crazy! He lives in one room with...with..."

"The long-haired,high-hatted,sly-looking WEION!"Yue Ying yelled in a high-pitched voice.

"HE...SIMA YI...PAIR..."Wei Yan explained.

"NOW OVER WITH IT!STOP!"Sima Yi cried as he pulled himself out from under Liu Bei's throne,"You better go and fix my computer! It's stuck!"

Guan Yu grabbed the devious strategist and placed him at Zhuge Liang's room. (He fixed the computer,by the way.)

"Okay. So,what shall we do with Ma Chao?"the Shu ruler continued.

"Kill him! Now!"Zhang Fei suggested.

"Um..any other suggestions?.."

"Let's feed him up with porridge..."Guan Yu said,as the flashbacks from his early childhood appeared before him...

"ME...TEACH...MA CHAO...GERMAN..."Wei Yan grinned.

"Make him clean up the palace!"

"Kiss Zhang He!"

"Why not sell him to Ikkitousen? They kinda needed Ma Chaos last year..."Xing Cai mumbled.

"NO!"Zhuge Liang said angrily. He had just lost a really important battle to Sima Yi."I have an idea. Let's send him to Wei. After all,he'd come from Wei... And we won't have to think of a birthday present for Cao Cao!"

"Only together with that devil Sima Yi!"Yue Ying insisted.

Sima Yi winked at Zhuge Liang. Zhuge Liang patted Sima Yi.

"No way,Yue Ying. Choose. "JUSTICE!" or a tiny pathetic itty-bitty Sima Yi playing Ultima at my room..."

Yue Ying chose the pathetic itty-bitty Master of Manipulation.

A/N One piece of complete stupidity down. Please review. I want a person like the past-time Yuan Shao to tell me about my pathetic efforts and terrible English. Just 'cause I love to argue XD Though,any kinds of reviews are welcome^^