Negative Reviews left a comment on my story saying I should keep the plot but have proper grammar. So I did!
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It had been a long time since Chell left. But, now she was back. She had unfinished business with the robot AI. …The Robot AI that insulted her like a jealous girlfriend at times. Perhaps she was at one time or another.
"Hello, GLaDOS," Chell smiled like a swordfish, "I'm not a mute. Are you surprised?" The computer looked back at her with the lense.
"You… Monster." The AI responded in an angry tone. "You just didn't want to talk to me, is that right?"
"Yes, kind of." The protagonist smiled at the robot who was making somewhat of a sad face, regardless of not having one.
Without a word, GLaDOS started giggling, because she was bipolar like Jekyll and Hyde – she had two people in her mind at the same time, which normal people didn't generally have to deal with. "Oh, Chell-chan, you're so funny!"
Chell was silent – this was a turn for the worst. After two seconds, she spoke due to not wanting to be quiet anymore. "Caroline-chan, just because-chan I look-chan Japanese-chan doesn't I-chan speak-chan Japanese-chan, nano da."
GLaDOS took control of her body again, and started being angry. "How did you know I didn't delete her? You aren't surprised… this isn't part of the Aperture-Science Plan To Fool You."
Chell responded with a smile. "Because… you lie. And I read spoilers from the internet, which exists in this timeline. I mean, it's only like almost 21u3ui4392847203429."
GLaDOS was angry that Chell had broke the fourth wall – it definitely wasn't a good thing. The facility was crumbling, because it depended on the fourth wall. But then, Caroline happened again, and she was Nihongo-ing to Chell. Because Chell was based off of someone Japanese and Brazillian.
Chell responded with a colon dee face. She didn't like the stereotypes and then Caroline decided to try Mexican. It didn't work any better, so she decided to attempt English once again, but GLaDOS took over again.
"Chell, get out of my laboratory."
Chell didn't listen, instead, she sat down in front of the computer and touched her long fall boots like she was absorbing information from it. Like that Pokemon move.
Then GLaDOS shut down because Pokemon was her only weakness. Along with fire, and being murdered. Chell was a monster.