Liar, liar, lovely liar, who has fed their deadly desire? Hello you may know me as Isabella swan but my name is actually Isabella Fields you know most of my story but let me help you out OK?OK! number one my name of course is Isabella fields. number two I was not born in Phoenix or forks but rosewood. number three Charlie is my witness protection officer not my father number. four I wear a partial wig because I shave half of my head. Number five my relationship with Edward it was all fake to me at least here's how the break up really went. " no Edward don't do this I love you why are you doing this to me please don't." I know I'm one hell of an actor because he can't see that I'm bored as fuck dude the tears in my eyes are even real that is how boring pussyward is "I'm breaking up with you Isabella swan! Get that through your tiny human brain! I DONT LOVE YOU!" Edwierd said. "Finally! I get to get away from this gay ass sparkly vampire fairy wanna be." I thaught to my self. "What?" Fuckwad exclaimed. Oops I said that out loud... oh well. "You heard what the fuck I said! Who even wants to be a pretty pretty glitter fairy that drinks Bambi's blood? You really are gullible dude because you where just my cover! But I get to go back home now so see ya!" I run back to Charlie's leaving a dumbstruck douchward behind. I nearly tripped I was laughing so fucking hard at his face! Completely hilarious fuck I wish I still had my phone that was picture worthy! :') As soon at I got there I packed my things, told Charlie I am going home packed my bags and got on the first flight home. " tap tap tap" "what is that noi- oooo sorry" I look around to see an empty plane with a bitchy looking flight attendant tapping her foot and filing her nails. With a mental eye role and a fake smile I grab my bag and say " sorry miss I am making my leave now." I'm walking to the baggage claim when I see... sorry I really did have to do this could you please comment constructive criticism really helps my friends and I would like to see what you all have to say! Yes this is my first fanfic writing so I do hope you like it! This is a twilight/ pretty little liars crossover fanfic as you may know. This is also a non negotiable Bella/ Jason fic they will not end up with anyone else, though you could suggest other pairings for the rest of the characters if you want and I'll choose which ones I like. P.s. I do NOT own anything, and I'll have another page sooner then you expect. That about raps it up so hope to see you comment on the chapters. bye!