Haruhi Fujioka, the "natural type" of the host club, was currently walking to Taco Bell muttering under her... his breath about "those damn rich people" whom made him go and get something to eat for everyone. And by everyone, I of course mean: The boy-loileta Honey, Shadow King Kyoya, The silent Mori, The devil twins Hikaru and Kaoru, The natural prince Haruhi, and last but not least, the supposedly "handsome" king Tamaki. Haruhi orders the food for everyone and walks to his school where the host club is being held.
"I'm back!" Haruhi yells. Tamaki's head pops up with a big smile across his face. He starts to run towards Haruhi with arms open awaiting a hug.
"Haruhi! My darling dau-" He doesn't have time to finish his sentence when he's suddenly hit on the head by the invisible narrator. (DON'T FINISH THAT SENTENCE TAMAKI!) "But s-" (NO!) "Fine..." Anyways, on with the story. But forget Tamaki is there. Kyoya walks up to Haruhi.
"What is... Taco Bell?" Kyoya asks.
"It's what you would call, a commoners restaurant," Haruhi answers, "You guys told me to get food, so I got you some. Enjoy." Haruhi puts the bag on the table in front of him, and while opening it, hands a taco to each of the host.
"How do you eat this?" Tamaki mutters to himself. He lifts the taco to his mouth... And fails. Hikaru and Kaoru start laughing their heads off.
"Good job boss. You-" Hikaru is cut off by Kaoru.
"Really showed that taco who's boss," Kaoru continues. Haruhi rolls his eyes while Tamaki goes to his emo corner.
"Guys stop harassing Senpai," Haruhi says, "And anyways, do you two know how to eat a taco?" Haruhi raises his eyebrow.
"Of course we do," Hikaru says unconvincingly. In the background you can see Mori helping Honey figure out how to eat his taco.
"Oh!" Honey says with slight realization. He walks over to Tamaki and shows him. "Tama-chan! Look, this is how you do it!" he exclaims happily. Tamaki goes back to his emo corner muttering about how "he would've eventually figured it out himself," growing mushrooms in the corner.
"Senpai! Stop growing mushrooms in the corner!" Haruhi yells.
THE END