One shot! One shot!
I like to make fun of random characters... so here… read up!!!
Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach in any way… :3
(Present day Karakura)
Captain Hitsugaya takes a walk around the mall with his Vice Captain, Matsumoto.
Matsumoto: Hey look taichou! Cosplay!*points to a cosplay convention*
Hitsugaya: *hesitantly looks over*
Matsumoto: Don't you think I'll look real sexy in one of those outfits taichou?
Hitsugaya: Don't even think about it Matsu---
(before he could finish, Matsumoto already dragged him inside)
Matsumoto: ooo wow! I'll leave you here ok taichou? I'll just go look for cute outfits I could cosplay in!
Histugaya: Matsumoto wait---
Matsumoto: Bye bye! *runs off*
Hitsugaya: geez…
Girl 1: Heeeeeey! *approaches him*
Hitsugaya: ……..
Girl 1: Why aren't you in your costume?! *she's wearing a captain's haori with a black wig that has bangs…[just like Soi Fon's XD]*
Hitsugaya: huh? *looks at her outfit* *looks at the girl* Y-you're a Captain? *looks rather confused*
Boy 1: Dude… I like your wig *pats HItsugaya's head* you'd do great as one of us! *note: he's wearing a captain's haori as well… he has a spiky black wig with bells on it XD*
Girl 1: Yes! Yes!
Hitsugaya: Wait?! How come I don't know you people? From what division are you?!
Girl 1: What are you talking about? Let's get you all dressed up! *drags him with them*
An hour later…..
Matsumoto: Taichou! Where are you? *shrugs* Hmmmm… guess he had fun after all….
So in the end… Matsumoto decided on a Witch Blade costume because she thought it was sexy and that it fit her perfectly…. And ironically, Hitsugaya-taichou ended up dressing up as… himself….
The end!