13 Ways To Annoy The Emperor
1: Poke him with a stick.
2: Get a sumo to bounce on him.
3: Take his hood off.
4: Tell him he has to take a bath. (He's to dirty.)
5: Tell him he is to pail.
6: Tell him he should kiss his fat ass.
7: Make him cry for his mommy.
8: Make him take your lifesaver and get Darthvader to kill him.
9: Push him off the cliff and say that he will only get a huge booboo.
10: Tell him why he has wrinkly skin.
11: Put his lotion on him at night.
12: Put a squirrel in his mouth. (In the winter.)
13: Ask him if he has a mouth a hundred times.