I'm not dead! Just have writers block from the dead... And now that i got a fanfic request I long to

A.)Finish up this one-shot for my friend A.K.A the reason I'm writing this

B.)Finally start on the second chapter of 'Proves you wrong' Cause I've randomly fallen in love with it

And finally C.) To eat. I'm starving right now and I'm not gonna eat till i finish this!

So here i start with this! I apologize for suckiness and any seizures someone may have while reading this.

PLEASE JUST CLICK THE BACK BUTTON WHILE YOU STILL CAN!

My version of what happens when I CONTROL A STORY COMPLETELY...Like in fairy odd parents!.Yes i still watch that, deal with it!

Warning may cause:Axel fan girls to kill me,I.Q.'s to drop, people to get lost, haters to hate me, Flamers to flame me, axel to kill me, Saix and Xemnas's fans to eat me alive, and last it will cause saix puppy's fans to love me forever.

Everyone is OC so deal with it..except Roxas...He's pretty much in character

Saix stalked around looking for Xemnas, Why someone may ask? Well, for the sake of the plot of this story Saix wanted to sit in xemnas's lap...Like a good lap dog! Again why you may ask, ever heard of spoonychan on youtube? Ever watched the saix puppy saga thing? Well now saix is Xemnas's lap dog, puppy...Werewolf...Thing.

"Xemnas!" Saix whined walking around looking for the silver haired leader of the another hour of searching and failing saix gave up and sat behind the orgy sat there a few minutes before all of a sudden everybody's favorite redheaded kingdom hearts pyromaniac rounded the corner with Roxas.

"Blah blah blah blah fire blah blah blah blah flames blah blah blah world domination blah blah blah cookies!" Axel...Said?No, ranted...No, said... No- AH SCREW IT! Axel tripped on a bug, and died, So Roxas being the smart blond he was, Left.

Saix, also being a smart little puppy, Followed roxas's example and left the dead red head's body to itself.

Saix went back on his search for Xemnas because he assumed that the silver haired man's lap was getting cold and lonely."Xemnas where are you?" Saix called. Little did the blue haired...Furred, puppy...Werewolf, know that Xemnas was hiding from him.

.:: With Xemnas ::.

"Vexen, Are you sure Saix won't find me if i hide...In your closet?"

"I'm sure superior." Vexen said crossing his fingers behind his back.

"I'm trusting you.." Xemnas said and hid in Vexen's closet.

"I'll be right back Superior." Vexen said as he left the room to find saix.

.:: With Saix ::.

"Xemnassssssss!" Saix yelled, and than bumped into...MARLUXIA! DUN DUN DUUUUUN!

"Hey there Saix.." Marluxia crooned in his gay rapist-y voice

"Hi there Marly, have you seen Xemnas? I need to sit in his lap."

Marluxia raised his eyebrow. "Why?"

"'cause I'm his lap dog." Saix answered simply.

"That's an ex-Oh never mind." Marluxia sighed. "I expect this from demyx not saix."

Saix ran looking for Xemnas again only to crash into Vexen.

"Looking for Superior?" Vexen asked. Saix nodded.

"He's in my closet." Vexen said and walked away.

Saix ran into vexen's room and opened the closet, Revealing Xemnas inside...Playing cards with Luxord.

"Out." Saix hissed at luxord, who got out and ran to wherever it is luxord stays when he's not in fanfics.

"Xemans! I found you now i can sit on your lap!" Saix jumped into the closet and sat on xemnas's leg.

"What'd i do to deserve this?" Xemnas asked sadly.

.:: With Vexen ::.

"Why is Axel dead on the floor?"

END