~Strange Dreamy Place~11:53 AM
Sora - I've been having these strange thoughts lately. Like, is any of this for real? Or not?
*Two familiar figures appear out of the shadows*
Riku - Ok, cue the intro music: Simple and Clean, sung by Brittany Spears!
Kairi - *Smacks Riku with giant paper fan* Dangnabbit, get it right!
Riku - Owww! Right, I mean, Christina Agularia! *THWAK*
Kairi- *Hits him again* I'm warning you!
Riku - *Rubbing welt* Ok, ok! Utada Hikaru!
*'It's Your Birthday' begins playing*
Kairi-*THWACK*
Riku - OWWW!!! That was my head!
Kairi - Good boy, now sit! Ok, ACTION! *SNAP*
*'Simple and Clean' begins playing*
Sora - Uh... Why are you two here?
Kairi - Oh! shoot! Look what you did Riku!
Riku - Me? You are the one who forgot to close the screen!
Kairi - That was YOUR job! *Pulls out Neutralizer, Riku and Kairi put on shades* Ok, now look right here. This never happened *CLICK*
*Bright white light flashes, Kairi and Riku are gone, Sora is alone, the surroundings are completely black nothingness...*
Sora - *Falling* AAARRRRRGGGGGG!!!! *Approaches flat ground, with a picture etched in it* Ohhh! Snow White! *SMACK* Ita!
Godly Voice - Step forward.
Sora - EEP! MOMMY! *Turns and runs into wall behind him*
Godly Voice - DONT RUN INTO THE FRICKING WALL!
Sora - *Dazed* Yes... Ma'am…! *Stumbles forward*
Godly Voice - Ok, now run around. Get used to how to move and maneuver.
Sora - Ok. *Runs around, sees curtain* What's behind that curtain? *Walks up to curtain*
Godly Voice - NO! Don't do that!
Sora - Why not? *Opens curtain*
Minotenko (Godly Voice) - Uh! Ignore the girl you see behind the curtain! It is a figment of your imagination!
Sora - Um... Why are you talking as if you don't exist?
Minotenko - Aw, frag. I'm exposed! AIGHHHH!!! *Turns and runs away*
Sora - Ok... That was strange... Huh?
*Ground begins to rumble then shatter*
Sora - *Falling (again)* YAHHHHHHH!!!!
~Destiny Islands~1:17PM
Sora - *Wakes up, clutches head* Ohhh... Oww, my friggin' head.
Kairi - Hey! Wake up!
Sora - *Looks over* Huh?
Kairi - You lazy arse. You were asleep again... Hey, you got stoned again, didn't you?
Sora - Huh? No! What makes you think that I did?
Kairi - Well, mainly because you bong is right there. *Points to the bong laying next to Sora*
Sora - Huh? *Looks over* Oh, CRAP! *Grabs bong, gets up and runs off*
Kairi - Get back here!
Sora - Ahhh! No!
Riku - *Sees Sora run past* Yeah, you go ahead and run like a kitty!
Sora - That's the idea!
Riku - Get back here, ya stupid fool.
Sora - You gotta catch me!
Riku - *Runs after Sora, catching up quickly*
Sora - (With wavering voice) YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKK!!!!! *Runs into a tree* OW! Why did you hit me?! *Looks forward and sees Kairi standing in front of him*
Kairi - *Grabs Sora* Gotcha!
Sora - Awww! How did you get there?
Kairi - Heehee, what you didn't realize... Was that you ran around in a complete circle!
Riku - Haha! IDIOT!
Kairi - Now you must help us with the raft...
Sora - I've been having these strange thoughts lately. Like, is any of this for real? Or not?
*Two familiar figures appear out of the shadows*
Riku - Ok, cue the intro music: Simple and Clean, sung by Brittany Spears!
Kairi - *Smacks Riku with giant paper fan* Dangnabbit, get it right!
Riku - Owww! Right, I mean, Christina Agularia! *THWAK*
Kairi- *Hits him again* I'm warning you!
Riku - *Rubbing welt* Ok, ok! Utada Hikaru!
*'It's Your Birthday' begins playing*
Kairi-*THWACK*
Riku - OWWW!!! That was my head!
Kairi - Good boy, now sit! Ok, ACTION! *SNAP*
*'Simple and Clean' begins playing*
Sora - Uh... Why are you two here?
Kairi - Oh! shoot! Look what you did Riku!
Riku - Me? You are the one who forgot to close the screen!
Kairi - That was YOUR job! *Pulls out Neutralizer, Riku and Kairi put on shades* Ok, now look right here. This never happened *CLICK*
*Bright white light flashes, Kairi and Riku are gone, Sora is alone, the surroundings are completely black nothingness...*
Sora - *Falling* AAARRRRRGGGGGG!!!! *Approaches flat ground, with a picture etched in it* Ohhh! Snow White! *SMACK* Ita!
Godly Voice - Step forward.
Sora - EEP! MOMMY! *Turns and runs into wall behind him*
Godly Voice - DONT RUN INTO THE FRICKING WALL!
Sora - *Dazed* Yes... Ma'am…! *Stumbles forward*
Godly Voice - Ok, now run around. Get used to how to move and maneuver.
Sora - Ok. *Runs around, sees curtain* What's behind that curtain? *Walks up to curtain*
Godly Voice - NO! Don't do that!
Sora - Why not? *Opens curtain*
Minotenko (Godly Voice) - Uh! Ignore the girl you see behind the curtain! It is a figment of your imagination!
Sora - Um... Why are you talking as if you don't exist?
Minotenko - Aw, frag. I'm exposed! AIGHHHH!!! *Turns and runs away*
Sora - Ok... That was strange... Huh?
*Ground begins to rumble then shatter*
Sora - *Falling (again)* YAHHHHHHH!!!!
~Destiny Islands~1:17PM
Sora - *Wakes up, clutches head* Ohhh... Oww, my friggin' head.
Kairi - Hey! Wake up!
Sora - *Looks over* Huh?
Kairi - You lazy arse. You were asleep again... Hey, you got stoned again, didn't you?
Sora - Huh? No! What makes you think that I did?
Kairi - Well, mainly because you bong is right there. *Points to the bong laying next to Sora*
Sora - Huh? *Looks over* Oh, CRAP! *Grabs bong, gets up and runs off*
Kairi - Get back here!
Sora - Ahhh! No!
Riku - *Sees Sora run past* Yeah, you go ahead and run like a kitty!
Sora - That's the idea!
Riku - Get back here, ya stupid fool.
Sora - You gotta catch me!
Riku - *Runs after Sora, catching up quickly*
Sora - (With wavering voice) YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKK!!!!! *Runs into a tree* OW! Why did you hit me?! *Looks forward and sees Kairi standing in front of him*
Kairi - *Grabs Sora* Gotcha!
Sora - Awww! How did you get there?
Kairi - Heehee, what you didn't realize... Was that you ran around in a complete circle!
Riku - Haha! IDIOT!
Kairi - Now you must help us with the raft...