Okay, crap summary i know. Cookies to you if you over looked it! I left out all the discription and left it as a monolog. It's some how, a lot more suss. My thanks to iingrid the Wankster and Adam The-Not-Gay-Fag for putting these images into my head as I as writng this. Oh yeah, it IS a onceshot by the way. Just in case you haven't got that already.
Now Automated Disclaimer Bot, Disclaim your little heart out.
ADB: I have no heart.
Disclaimer bot...
ADB: Fine. *Mumble Mumble*
What was that?
ADB: Fucking hardboilded candy.
*growls*
ADB: Humbuggy does not own .Man. I THINK THEY GET THAT ALREADY!!! Stupid Hardboild Candy. What kind of name is that anyway? Humbuggy? BAH.
~A FUTILE RESISTANCE~
"Please, I've done nothing, NOTHING!"
"Too bad, my Love."
"I'm begging you! "
"You know that it makes it harder when you beg."
"Please! PLEASE! DON'T!"
"You didn't learn your lesson from last time did you?"
"This isn't fair!"
"Gorgeous, life isn't fair."
"Please! I have stuff on tomorrow."
"What is more important than me, Love?"
"You. My friends are already getting suspicious, if I'm limping all tomorrow, they'll "definitely know that something's up. And I couldn't stand it if I couldn't see you! It's bad enough on missions!"
"I know, but thats why I brought THIS."
"No. You didn't."
"I sure did Allen"
"Gods Tyki, you make it so damn hard to resist, it's unfair."
"But that why you love me."
*Moan*"Tyykkiii, Do it already!"
"You are so easy to please Allen."
"DAAAMMMNNN IT TYYYKKKIII!"
YEah short and sweet, and suss. Awsome.
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