My first story. If you spot any errors, please leave them in comments - I shall make sure they are corrected. Constructive criticism is welcome. Also, flames are welcome because I love roasting marshmallows. Oh, and I don't own HP in any way. I'm not even rich...

Title: On the other side of mirror

Summary: In some kind of a twisted parallel universe, everyone in HP universe has switched genders. Everyone. No exceptions... What would actually happen? You can find it out in this fic! Oh joy! Completely AU, genderswap!everyone

A.N: I'm not the most experienced person in writing, so brace yourselves for not the best writing. Anyway! On with the story!

First sunshine rays fell into the girl's dorm in Hogwarts - of course it had to be Harley's dorm. Just her luck. Groggily shielding from the sun with her hand, she yawned, resembling a very dodgy lion with black mane ( No one yet had the courage to tell her how she looked when she yawned. Life is precious). She would love to sleep even more, but right next to her bed, Ruth was snoring, making a sound which could be only described as a broken motorboat. How typical.

After ten minutes of unsuccessful attempts to continue sleeping peacefully, Harley accepted her rueful fate and got up from her bed. Honestly, is asking for sleep on Saturdays is too much?

Hermes, however, had no problems waking up and studying magic as much as possible it was at the moment, living up to his namesake. How he could do that, no one knew . He just did. If only Harley had this ultimate power of waking up on Saturday mornings.

Hermes didn't even notice as she walked past him, zombie style. That was certainly a shocking revelation, Harley waking up. But no, Hermes had himself dug up too deep in the book, If Lady Voldemort had flown right in front of him on a spaceship made of neon pink mutant rats, he wouldn't notice.

Alyssa Pernille Wilhelmina Benah Dumbledore gazed out of her office's window. The Giant Squid didn't eat anyone, Whomping Willows haven't killed anyone and no wild Deatheaters were threatening Hogwarts. Life was good. For now at least, she thought while munching on her favourite lemon drops.

Typical Saturday morning in Hogwarts. Nothing was our of normal - well as normal as it could get in school of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Completely normal. Or was it?

*Dramatic music* Yeah, it was a short chapter. But the future chapters are going to be longer. I hope. Well, so what do you think of this? Anything to improve?If yes, then what do I need to improve? Please tell me so I know how to make my fics better. Review if you don't mind, and I wish you a nice day!