Ouran Version of Miss Suzie
Tamaki had a teddy, his teddy had a bell ding ding
Tamaki went to heaven, his teddy went to
Hello operator give me number 9
And if you don't step on it I'll chop off your
Behind the refrigerator there was a piece of glass
Benio sat upon it and broke her big fat
Ask me no more questions, tell me no more lies
The twins are in Haruhi's room zipping up their
Flies are in the meadow, bees are in the park
Hikaru and Kaoru are kissing in the
D-A-R-K
D-A-R-K
D-A-R-K
Dark, Dark, Dark!
Dark than the ocean, Darker than the sea
Darker than the boxers Mori-sempai puts on Honi
See?