Character Conversations: Sid
Tigey Wigey: So Sid... how are you today?
Sid: I'm fine, thanks for asking, although this morning, I woke up and there was a pain in my neck-
Tigey Wigey: Okay, okay, I don't care that much!
Sid: Yeah, no one really cares about me a lot. You know, Manny told me the same thing when I told him I was-
Tigey Wigey: Sid... please be quiet.
Sid: Hey, you sound like Manny or Diego, only they tell me to shut up, but you're polite, and you say "be quiet" instead. Everyone tells me to shut up.
Tigey Wigey: I wonder why.
Sid: Oh, I think they tell me that so ya know I don't accidentally hurt their feelings or nothin, cause my friends say I'm not good with words, and-
Tigey Wigey: OKAY! CAN WE FOCUS NOW?
Sid: Oh, yeah, sure, whatever.
Tigey Wigey: *sighs* I was fearing this... So, Sid...tell me about what's been going on in your life recently.
Sid: Gladly. You see, I want to be a camping guide, but my friends- -mostly Manfred and Diego- -think that I'm not "qualified." But I know I am qualified, cause the kids love me! And-
Tigey Wigey: Oh, God, this could take a while...
Sid: So anyways, even though the kids have tied me up numerous times, and have threatened to eat me on a few occasions, I know that they respect me and look up to me!... Okay, I'm done now.
Tigey Wigey: *snore* W-What? Oh, you're done. *clears throat* Okay, well... anything else?
Sid: Oh, yes, plenty!
Tigey Wigey: Why'd I ask that?
Sid: I am also the proud founder for my swimming school, "Sid's Squids." I teach the kids how to swim. So far, things have been going quite well, even though Diego and Manny both think that eventually someone will end up drowning or something... Hey, you know, I taught Diego how to swim once, and-
Tigey Wigey: Yes, Sid. I know. *rests head on hand in boredom*
Sid: So anyway, I taught him this technique which I call the "Claw, kick" technique. It's like swimming, only for tigers. Hey, speaking of tigers, I had a dream where-
Tigey Wigey: *groans* Ugh, make it stop!
Sid: Well, as they were chasing me, I did this totally epic karate move on them, then they ran away and all the animals were like "Sid! Sid! You're a hero!" and I was like a celebrity or something. Ah... yeah, it was a pretty good dream...
Tigey Wigey: *massages sides of head with two fingers* Done now?
Sid: Oh, no, I was just getting started! *cracks fingers* So this one time I was eating a dandelion-
Tigey Wigey: HELP ME!
Sid: -And then I was like, "No way, buddy. This is my dandelion!" and the buffalo just stared at me and was like "Oh, really?" and I was all like "Yeah, really!" then he charged at me, and I was like, totally freaked out and stuff-
Tigey Wigey: *quietly grabs cardboard self, secretly stands up, and then places cardboard self on chair* *quickly and quietly runs away*
Sid: -And I finally ate my dandelion! *looks at cardboard Tigey Wigey* You know, I know a plant that can smooth out your skin, cause it looks weird, ya know... hey, that reminds me of this one time where I-
THE END. THANK GOD.
Tigey Wigey: Psst! Is Sid here?
You: Uh...no.
Tigey Wigey: GOOD. Well, anyway, did you like this conversation? (I didn't) Please review!
Sid: Hello!
Tigey Wigey: AAHHH! *runs away*
Sid: *looks at you* You have beautiful eyes.