Gimmy a Break, Will Ya?
Seriously! Stop! I'm getting sick and tiered of looking over my shoulder every time... C/M
This is what you get for me being bored on my lunch break.
Dear Slash/CM/IBL/Twincest/etc Reader/Writer,
I think I speak on behalf of my brother as well when I say that all of the "slash" fiction in this archive is getting out of fucking control. I mean, how would you like it if some complete and total fucking stranger wrote about the private, dirty, nasty, personal, intimate, and did I mention PRIVATE details of your sex life and then proceeded to create a website to post it for everyone to fucking see? What I do with my brother in the privacy of our apartment, motel, hotel, bedroom, isolated clearing, field of barley, yada yada fucking yada what the fuck ever is none of your god damn business!
I don't care if you think I'm "SMEXY" or if you think my brother is "OMG HOT!" Even though he is, he's mine to drool on and get hot from, not yours! Is it so much to ask that I be able to fuck or be fucked, suck or be sucked, lick or be licked, or what the fuck ever in peace and may I say again PRIVACY!
Seriously! Stop! I'm getting sick and fucking tiered of looking over my shoulder every time I want to fuck my own twin brother looking for not only the many, many, many gangsters who want to kill us, but also for annoying slash readers/writers who want it posted all over the fucking internet!
Now if you'll please excuse me, I need to go fuck my twin into the wall and you sick, horny, squeemy little fan girls had better not read/write it!
Sincerely,
Erin Go Brag