Shawn Spencer: 10 Things to Do Before I Kick the Bucket
10- Climb Everest…Or, the nearest peak I can scale in one day so I don't actually have to camp. God, that'd be awful!
9- Avoid camping in all its forms.
8- Become a ninja.
7- Use ninja training to annoy and/or confound Lassie
6- Get Gus a woman who's not insane.
5- Get Lassie a woman who's not fictional.
4- Perfect and nationalize the 3-Day work week.
3- Tell Jules the truth. The whole truth.
2- Have something named after me…preferably not food-related. I don't want Shawn Spencer to send 30 people to the hospital with Salmonella. Actually, a State capital would be good…I think Iowa is looking for one…
1- Get my dad to admit…anything.
...Something…
Everything.