The product of a stressful week in which I had an incredibly busy schedule and tripped over a boot. (I'm okay, I'm okay) this is sort of what just came out...
"I feel ridiculous." came Watanuki's voice, muffled behind the thick green scarf he was wearing. He stood shivering in the middle of the snowy park, while Yuuko sat on the snow beside him happily, making little snow rabbits. She grinned at him as she added stick antlers to one of the rabbits.
"Why Watanuki, how could you ever saw that? When Doumeki and I made those for you with all the love in our hearts!"
"Hn." was Doumeki's enthusiastic response.
It was easy for him to say, he looked relatively normal in a blue had and black felt coat. Even Yuuko was wearing something that didn't look like it had been stolen from the costume department of a broadway musical. (A long pink jacket with butterfly patterned mittens) But Watanuki....oh no, he just had to accept Yuuko's Christmas gift of a hand-chrocheted green scarf that seemed to have been chewed on by Mokona and smelled like beer. And if that wasn't weird enough, Doumeki had given him a orange-and-brown hat embroidered with turtles and sporting the most ridiculously big pompom that Watanuki had ever seen. Yuuko, emphatically stated that it was made by her and that she therefore demanded something in return, and when he refused to wear it had put a spell on him so that whenever he said "you!" he fall flat on his back. Something that she had found incredibly entertaining last night when Doumeki had come to visit.
XxflashbackxX
"YUUKO! what was that!?!?! I thought I felt something hit me!" shouted Watanuki as he was dishing out dinner in his very manly houseworking uniform one night.
"What? I'm sorry Watanuki I can't hear you, you're not yelling loud enough." Yuuko said sarcastically, waving him away. "Hey, there's someone at the door- go let them in would you?"
"I let myself in." came the easily identifiable, emotionless voice from the entryway. "You said you wanted to see me, and that it was urgent?" he said addressing Yuuko and ignoring Watanuki.
"Yeah, I thought you'd get a kick out of this..."
"HEY! DON'T JUST COME INTO OTHER PEOPLE'S HOUSES UNANNOUNCED AND ACTING LIKE YOU-"
there was a loud thud as Watanuki hit the floor.
"WHAT WAS THAT?!?! YOU-"
and Watanuki found himself on the floor once more, staring at the ceiling. He jumped back up, still screaming.
"ALRIGHT IDIOT- WHAT AE YOU-"
Watanuki meet floor- floor meet Watanuki. Oh, you've already met? how lovely.
"YUUKO!!!"
Yuuko pounded the floor, tears streaming out of her eyes, while Doumeki snickered in the doorway.
Xxend flashbackxX
"Well, I wore the stupid hat. AND the scarf. Happy?" He grumbled, pulling up the scarf despite the beer-smell so that hopefully people couldn't see his face.
Yuuko whistled cheerfully as she made more of her little snow-jackalopes. "I'm never happy!"
He looked over at Doumeki, who was laying in the snow waving his arms around.
"Uhhh...moron?"
Doumeki looked up at him, his expression unchanging. "Yes?"
Watanuki waved his hands, indicating the lopsided snow angel he was making.
"What's wrong, never seen a snow angel before?"
"Well yeah I have, but it's sort of creepy that while you do it your expression never changes."
Doumeki watched in amusement as Watanuki promptly toppled over and then jumped straight back up again.
"That never gets old."
"Well you're still creepy."
He fell over on the ground again lying face-up in the wet snow.
"Y'know, You should just cut your losses and stay on the ground."
Watanuki sent him a death-glare that was slightly marred by the ugly crocheted scarf and the hat with the turtles.