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Author's Note:

WHOOPS. I got some reviews saying this wasn't Fairy Tail, so I read this through again. And then I realized it wasn't Fairy Tail. It was my fourth theme, which somehow replaced this one. I feel so stupid.

If you were a victim of my stupidity, I'm sorry. But now it's fixed.

Theme #3

Mystery

The Fairy Tail members were lounging around in their building like the lazy chair potatoes they sometimes were… well, except for Lucy. Who knows where she went. Anyway, it was a particularly hot day, even for summer, and no one felt like going on a mission. Not even Natsu.

Then Mirajane had discovered a crudely shaped brown thingy sitting behind her counter. Upon closer examination, it was revealed to be a crudely shaped brown thingy. Whoop-dee-doo.

So now, out of pure boredom, each member of the mage guild was taking turns examining the strange object.

"What is this?" Erza asked, holding up the vaguely spherical brown object. She held it closer to her nose. "It smells like dirt, so it's probably a pig." She passed it to Natsu.

He tried to inhale it through his nostril—sorry, he tried to, uh… sniff it. A crazy grin spread over his face. "It smells good! It must be a new kind of candy! Can I eat it?" he asked, popping it into his mouth.

"You idiot! Some of us still want to see it!" Gray immediately began strangling Natsu, trying to force open his mouth. If the dragon slayer died in the process… well, it was an accident, right? "It has to be a new power up potion! I know it!"

"Spit it out, Natsu…" a menacing voice from behind it commanded.

Oh no. He forgot about Erza.

Cue the spitting out of one crudely shaped, vaguely spherical brown thingy that smells like good dirt.

All of a sudden, Lucy strutted ("What? Strut? I don't strut. That's my normal walk, sillies,") in through the doors. "What's that?" She sashayed—sorry, walked like a normal person over to the saliva-soaked brown thing, now laying pathetically on the floor. "What is a potato doing here?"

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Potato?