The Nightmare in Hogwarts By Kara Trister

Ron: Harry help!

Harry: What? Ron you look like shit

Ron: She's back!!! Hide me!

Harry: From who??

Hermione: oh Roooooooooooooooooooooon! Where are you?

Ron: HARRY HELP!

Harry: Hey man...she's your girlfriend. You deal with it. And that tone scared me in Aragog's cave and its creeping me out now. Cut it out

Ron: I'll tell Cho you love her.

Harry: You wouldn't dare

Ron: I would so! And tell her about that dr-

Harry: Alright alright! Go hide

Hermione: Harry have you seen Ron? He wasn't at the train to greet me back.

Harry: I haven't seen him. Try the common room

Hermione: Thanks. RON! Where are you!!

Ron: Whew thanks Harry

Ginny: Whatcha doing hiding from Hermione like that!

Ron: don't Ginny or I'll tell you know who about you know what!

Ginny: he already knows. HEY HERMIONE HE'S OVER HERE!

Ron: Damn you Ginny!!

Hermione: There you are Ron. I need you to help me model these dresses for the contest.

Harry: Heh heh poor you

Hermione: I don't know what you're snickering about. You're modeling too.

Harry: Ron.

Ron: Don't say it.

Fred and George: Oi Ron, pink is definitely your color Ron

Ron: Damn you

Hermione: You two look so darling!

Harry & Ron: God help me