mari- i/ me and all my friends sortive come up with this the other day at lunch, so i just had to type it up, its like our inside joke that you guys now know
mahjike- we do not own naruto if we did there would be way to much of a confussion of what pairings there wore
12 year old Sasuke slept on his bed tossing and turning in his sleep, tomorrow was the final chunin exam. He was physical ready for it, mentally some what, but emotionally….no. and it was not helping that he kept remembering the true uchiha horror….
It was a your normal I just killed every one except my brother day for itachi uchiha. He was happily eat some chocolate cookies, watching some chick flick waiting for his younger brother to return in blood
"damn no more cookies…we are family I got all my sisters with…" itachi sang to himself as he got some more ice-cream. Soon a scream was heard from the front of the house. "yah sasuke you're here" itachi walked out to see Sasuke looking at his mom...
"aniki…what happened whys no one here…why are you covered in blood?...is mommy sleeping" Sasuke said staring at his older brother Kind of clueless. Itachi just stared at him, he really couldn't believe his ears.
"Sasuke..follow me into the kitchen there something I have to tell, you."
"no me first….remember when you told me about like, and like-like…aniki I thought I ment some one I like-like…."
"really who tell"
"I like….naruto" the instants those word hit itachi, he felt the world shatter…is brother could NOT like another guy, no the uchiha already had one homosexual person and that person could only be him…especially after he had killed ever other uchiha's left. No his face turn every mean and icky looking as he turned towards his brother.
"Sasuke listen to me…you will not be gay….you will not be gay…and before you ask to be gay is to like-like another boy, which is frowned on, in some socialites. You need to be straight, so that you can bring back the uchiha."
"but aniki why" Sasuke said whining
"because I just killed every one, and you have to restore our clan got it…got it."
"but I like-like "
"god damn it sasuke you will not be gay." He said slapping Sasuke "you will not be gay even it I have to slap it out of you…you will not be gay…you will not be gay" so itachi continued slapping little Sasuke will repeating you will not be gay over and over will Sasuke kept whinnying that he like naruto. Until itachi finally snapped
"if you even try to tell naruto how you feel..about him…I will kill him" itachi said looking at Sasuke with red eye, scaring little Sasuke to run out screaming no…….
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Sasuke woke panting, all sweaty and etc. he looked out the window and glazed at it with hatred.
"darn you itachi..i will make get a chick pregnant, kill you, steal your child and make naruto mine…that I promise you, sure I'll avenge my family but I will make YOU be the one to continue our bloodline…you will be the one" Sasuke said before returning to sleep.
---at the akatsuki layer.---
"ACHOOOO!" itachi then rubber his nose as he looked out the window
"whats the matter itachi, " kisame said have naked looking at him all sleepily like.
"I think some one was talking about me" itachi said."eh.. lets go back to sleep." He said as he then started cuddling next to kisame. The end.
mari- so there you have it there actually a second part but i wont post just yet...sorry if you don;t get it..and we also came to the conclusion that every one in the akatsuki is gay..there all gay.. and it doesn;t matter what other people day
mahjike- thank you for reading...