This doesn't really take place during any particular episode, just when the BuffyBot was with Spike without the Scooby's knowing. This is the BuffyBot thinking to herself. She is thinking about Spike and Buffy. When she says "she" or "her" she means Buffy.
She didn't want him. I don't know why. I like my Spike. He is hot, smart, and has sexy muscle lines. He's had a lot of 'mates'. I'm not jealous, though. It's my time now. He said something about a ditzy blonde with unpleasant pet names. And he also said something about an insane princess. But nobody wants Spike. Except me….. I love him and he loves me very much…. Or is it her? But she's me…. So he loves me because I look like her, and sound like her, and kiss like her. I even slay like her. She fought vampires and Spike fights vampires. He had me fight evil and then, when I'm done, wrestle him. Spike likes to be wrestled. Spike likes a lot of things that he doesn't want me to discuss. Why? I don't know. If he likes it so much then he shouldn't be ashamed. But maybe it's not what I do that makes him happy. Maybe it's what she did, or what he wants her to do. I don't know. All I know is that I love Spike.
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