A/N: Another stupid idea that popped into my head. I was in Spanish class and my friend and I were writing our fairy tale/play. As always, when we're writing in Spanish, we were really tired and brain-dead, and we were saying stupid stuff. We ended up singing songs from the Cirque du Soleil very loud and very off-key. But anyway, my friend said something funny that we could add in our story and at that moment, it seemed extremely funny (we laughed it off for at least 15 minutes), so I've decided I would make a story with it.
Do enjoy.
Please.
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Itachi entered the kitchen, half-amused, half-annoyed. For the first time in his short-lived life, his foolish little brother had done something stupid. And for the first time, he, Itachi, would have to tell his parents about it, because Sasuke was at school, caught in detention.
When he had heard about it, Itachi had laughed for fifteen minutes straight and couldn't have stopped snickering the rest of the day to save his life, but now, annoyance had hit him like a… Well, let's not ruin the plot here and not say a rock. It hit him like… something that hits you and that makes you find things annoying. So, yeah, anyway.
You see, his baby brother had, at the age of six, met a girl. Don't laugh yet. He had come to his big brother, had bothered him with how she was pretty, and intelligent, and nice, and oh-so-totally awesome and blah blah blah, then had asked him very innocently:
"How do I tell her I like her?"
Itachi had instantly stopped doing whatever he was doing and had turned to his little brother, looking at him as if he had grown another chicken-butt-haired head. If he had heard right, his little brother had come to him to ask for advice about a girl.
Him of all people! He had never loved any girl, nor even taken a liking in one, and had never gone out with anyone. He couldn't tell a naïve little boy what to do to tell an even more naïve little girl that he liked her! Luckily, their (sweet, gentle, caring, loving) mother had been standing close and had heard Sasuke's inquiry.
"Well, Sasuke, what do you think you should do?"
Oh, how Itachi loved his mother. (Seize the pun)
"I don't know, that's why I'm asking!" Replied little Sasuke-kun, getting rather annoyed.
"Well, it's you who wants to tell her you like her, find out the way by yourself," Mikoto said, giving him an encouraging grin.
Sasuke pouted. That didn't help him. He just wanted some advice. If his brother couldn't tell him, then his mother should have been able to.
"Come on, Sasuke, tomorrow, when you see her, you'll just know."
So that's how it came down to this. Sasuke was in detention and Itachi had to tell their parents why. Although he did laugh it off earlier that day, he now found it extremely stupid and… foolish. Because, when Sasuke saw the little girl again, he did just what any six-year-old little boy would have done to confess his feelings to a girl.
He threw her a rock.
So the little girl went off and told all her friends she had found someone to like, Sasuke went through detention, Itachi went threw telling their parents about it, then the massacre happened three years later, Sasuke forgot and spent eight years wondering why that pink-haired girl was so infatuated with him.
Until the day she reminded him.
Let's just say he now tells his kids to throw a rock at someone to confess their feelings. It worked wonders for him.
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A/N: Finished. I don't know, do you think it's funny? Was it good? Do you want to the real entire story where I got that weird idea from? Tell me! In a review. Don't throw me a rock.
Queen of Pascalities