Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts or Big Brother. However if I did own them, it would end up looking a lot like this fic.
Authors Note: Hello there. I'm back for my third fic. I've stopped production of Kingdom Hearts High because it gets Hits and no reviews. THANKS FOR BREAKING MY FIC ASS! PHYCHO CRUSHA! REVIEW AND READ THIS FIC
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Big Brother: Kingdom Hearts
Chapter 1: Finding 3 Participants
In the Hotel Room That Never Was, The 13 Organization Members are plotting something, possibly something evil.
"Ok, said Xemnas, because the keybearers have destroyed the World That Never Was, we currently don't have enough money to buy a new Headquarters, so I've decided a way we can make money and possibly have fun at the same time."
Tifa walks in
"How is buying a hooker going to help us get money?" asked Xaldin
"Shut up! Yelled Tifa, I'm not a hooker. I'm the executive producer for Big Brother."
"You mean that show that humiliates people and forces them to the brink of insanity while living with people they hate?" Asked Larxene
"Yep that's the one said. Tifa cheerfully. Anyway Xemnas asked me to make a version for you guys. The Prize money is 5 Million Munny, where I got 5 million munny you ask, NONE OF YOUR GODDAMNED BUISNESS!"
Awkward silence followed by Demyx crying
"Anyway began Tifa again, the only problem is that I need 16 people to do a season, so either get 16 people or Get your ass out of my face!"
Tifa Leaves leaving the Organization stunned in silence.
"So, said Xemnas, any ideas who we can get?"
After 4 hours of watching TV and smoking…special…influential drugs…. They finally came to an idea
"I got it! Said a slightly high Vexen, we get Sora, Riku, and Kairi!
"They'll never agree to it." said Axel
"Hmm" pondered Xemnas
Meanwhile on Destiny Islands, Tidus and Wakka are planning ways to capture and sexually please Selphie on the Island… BUT THAT'S ANOTHER STORY
Riku, Sora, and Kairi, are on the Island shore talking
"Hey Sora, Said Riku, what would you do for a Klondike Bar?
"I'd probably join a game show with Organization 13, you?"
"I guess the same, you Kairi?"
"Dance while wearing a Panda Suit."
"Huh, said Sora, dance in panda suit, never thought of that before…"
Suddenly Axel, Demyx, and Roxas appear
"Hi, said Roxas, would you like to compete in a Big Brother game show?"
"No", said Sora
"Would you for a Klondike Bar?"
Two Klondike Bars appear in Roxas' hands
"We're in said Riku and Sora in unison!"
"We'll I'm not" said Kairi
Kairi is kidnapped by Axel, Roxas, and Demyx
Everyone standing outside the Big Brother Gates
"Hello everyone, I'll be your Host for this season, Yuffie, and it looks like we have our participants coming. For those of you that don't know what Big Brother is, it's a show where we have 16 people living together and competing for 5 million dollars. They will have to go through special challenges to stay, if you lose a challenge you are eliminated, also the participants can vote off someone. So how will it all turn out? Find out on this season of Big Brother: Kingdom Hearts!"
"So, now that everything's settles up lets go inside!"
Yuffie goes inside and sees Axel picking on Sora
"JESUS CHRIS, Yelled Axel, Those Feet, What size are those 18?
"S-s-s stop." said Sora Tearing.
"Anyway our participants for this Season are, Sora, Riku, Kairi, Xemnas, Xigbar, Xaldin, Lexaeus, Vexen, Zexion, Axel, Demyx, Larxene, Marluxia, Roxas, Luxord, and Saix
"Wow, this seems one sided said Sora, they'll all vote for us and win no matter what."
"Holy crap I just thought of that… said Yuffie running to Tifa's office. Tifa what do we—"
"All taken care of."
Earlier today
"Hello Organization 13, I'd just like to say that if you rig this in anyway eliminating Sora, Riku, and Kairi, you can all get a Phycho Crusha up your ass AND THAT'S A PROMISE!
Tifa Punches Demyx through a wall.
"AND THERES MORE WE'RE THAT CAME FROM!"
End Flashback
"Don't worry, said Yuffie, they won't rig it. Now Cid please close the door."
"No problem you youngster."
The door closes, leaving a possible hell inside the house
Day 1…
Everyone in The Courtyard
"So how's everything at Destiny Islands?" asked Demyx
"Good said Kairi. Tidus, Wakka, and Selphie are back at the Islands watching things for us.
At Destiny Islands
"HEY SELPHIE WE FOUND KAIRI'S DIARY" Yelled Tidus
Back at the Big Brother House
Yuffie appears out of nowhere
"Hello, its time for out first event, FALLING TETRIS BLOCKS OF DOOM!
"How do you play?" asked Sora
"IT'S EASY!"
Yuffie Dissapears
Suddenly, Tetris Blocks start falling out of the sky and the theme music of Tetris starts playing
All the participants are running around screaming. Imagine Huge Tetris blocks falling out of the sky with the Tetris music in the back and Kingdom Hearts Members running around screaming.
A Block hits Luxord
"Ahh… win… The 5 million…munny
Luxord passes out and Axel, Roxas, and Sora use his body as a shield from the Blocks
A Block hits Lexaeus
"I can still… play
Another Block hits Lexaeus
I…can…still
A Block the size of a Tree hits Lexaeus
The game ends and Yuffie reappears
"Well 2 participants have been eliminated and taken to the hospital… now for the vote round everyone vote for the person you want eliminated
Everyone votes
"And by unanimous decision Saix is eliminated!"
"WHAT! UNANIMOUS!" Yelled Saix staring at Organization 13
"Well, said Xemnas, we all said the first person we would eliminate was you so… uhh wish us luck!"
"Yea… AND GET THE HELL OUT!"
"Roxas Hadokens Saix out of the house"
"Wow, said Riku, I didn't know you could do a Hadoken."
End of Day 1