Okay, this story is gonna be on the stupid side, but this is my first
fic, so don't be mean! I was inspired by my friends Hatsuharu Sohma and
Cassandra Rettop, so this will be a clash of two weird genres....Not to
mention it's gonna make me seem like a dumbass.... I had a lot of ideas for
a story, and in case you can't tell, I'm lying. I have had 2 ideas, and one
of them is "Shigure gets laid". I decided against that...-.-; and decided
to go for a Yu-Gi-Oh! fic to follow in Aki's footsteps. Sadly, I have no
inspiration...except for tomatoes and artichokes. In the snow. And that
would be theft! And theft is bad! Speaking of which, I don't own YGO or
anything else, so don't yell at me, kay? It brings back baaaaad memories...
And there will be severe Anzu bashing in this, so if you like her, I don't.
THE GREAT DUELING ADVENTURE
Chapter 1: Seto Kaiba and the Cooties
As our young protagonist Yuugi was walking down the street, he was having an enlightening conversation with our, err....other protagonist, Yami."Really Yami? In ancient Egypt, they played Duel Monsters?" Yuugi was speaking out loud, causing people to look at him funny.(I know what that's like..It hurts...) " Yes Yuugi, for the up-teenth time, YES!!" So the conversation wasn't that enlightening, so what? "They really had cards and dueling arenas back then?" Again, the staring. "NO! NO DAMMIT! THEY WERE S- T-O-N-E T-A-B-L-E-T-S! Made of stone!" "Oh, okay then...sorry...." O.o "Damn straight you're sorry, foo'...."
And so Yuugi kept walking in silence. That was until his nemesis approached him...from behind. " There you are Yuugi. I knew that I would find you and your stupidness doing stupid things here. I challenge you do a duel!" Kaiba took a glove from some old person and began slapping Yuugi with it. Then he stopped. Yuugi's voice got deeper as he said, "That's enough Kaiba! I told you before and I'll tell you again, I accept your challenge, and if I win, you have to buy me an ice cream cone like usual!" Yuugi and Kaiba were putting their decks in place on the ultra-uber-cool dueling arena that appeared out of nowhere."Very well, and if I win you have to bake me a cake! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha!" Just then, Mokuba came running up to them. "Setoooooo! Look big brother, look at my teddy bear! Grrrrrrr.... I bummed it off of Rebecca!" Mokuba was making the Teddy bear do mean things, like growl and say "I will eat you aliiive!". Kaiba looked at him oddly." Mokuba! Put that down, it has cooties! Everything has cooties!"
A little while later, after the whole teddy bear situation was solved, the duel was in full swing. Guess who was winning." Damn you Yuugi! I will now defeat you with my...Egyptian God Card, Obilisk the Tormentor!" Creepy Egyptian God card music was playing in the background as Obilisk and his big freakyness rose from the arena."Do you think I'm scared? Because I'm not, you foo'!"
Seto and Yami dueled on, and since I am very lazy and don't want to write out the duel, Kaiba won. You know, for humor value. " Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! I told you! I'm badass! Now get in this girly apron that I carry around with me!" Yami, since a deal is a deal, got into the pink frilly apron. It had a weird fuzzy thing on it....(The pattern people, the pattern.) "And now you must return to my really big house to make me a cake!" Yami folowed Kaiba to his house, as Kaiba was laughing diabolically.
Mwa ha ha ha! That was the first chapter. I told you it would be stupid, didn't I? It was short too. Did Mokuba catch the cooties? What kind of cake is it? Is anyone else there, making cakes for Kaiba's huge addiction to sugar? I don't know yet, and no one will, unless they want to know, which means that you have to review. That's only because it's not worth the effort if no one's gonna read it...God I'm a slacker. Hee hee....If I write another chapter, it'll be longer. With Anzu bashing.
THE GREAT DUELING ADVENTURE
Chapter 1: Seto Kaiba and the Cooties
As our young protagonist Yuugi was walking down the street, he was having an enlightening conversation with our, err....other protagonist, Yami."Really Yami? In ancient Egypt, they played Duel Monsters?" Yuugi was speaking out loud, causing people to look at him funny.(I know what that's like..It hurts...) " Yes Yuugi, for the up-teenth time, YES!!" So the conversation wasn't that enlightening, so what? "They really had cards and dueling arenas back then?" Again, the staring. "NO! NO DAMMIT! THEY WERE S- T-O-N-E T-A-B-L-E-T-S! Made of stone!" "Oh, okay then...sorry...." O.o "Damn straight you're sorry, foo'...."
And so Yuugi kept walking in silence. That was until his nemesis approached him...from behind. " There you are Yuugi. I knew that I would find you and your stupidness doing stupid things here. I challenge you do a duel!" Kaiba took a glove from some old person and began slapping Yuugi with it. Then he stopped. Yuugi's voice got deeper as he said, "That's enough Kaiba! I told you before and I'll tell you again, I accept your challenge, and if I win, you have to buy me an ice cream cone like usual!" Yuugi and Kaiba were putting their decks in place on the ultra-uber-cool dueling arena that appeared out of nowhere."Very well, and if I win you have to bake me a cake! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha!" Just then, Mokuba came running up to them. "Setoooooo! Look big brother, look at my teddy bear! Grrrrrrr.... I bummed it off of Rebecca!" Mokuba was making the Teddy bear do mean things, like growl and say "I will eat you aliiive!". Kaiba looked at him oddly." Mokuba! Put that down, it has cooties! Everything has cooties!"
A little while later, after the whole teddy bear situation was solved, the duel was in full swing. Guess who was winning." Damn you Yuugi! I will now defeat you with my...Egyptian God Card, Obilisk the Tormentor!" Creepy Egyptian God card music was playing in the background as Obilisk and his big freakyness rose from the arena."Do you think I'm scared? Because I'm not, you foo'!"
Seto and Yami dueled on, and since I am very lazy and don't want to write out the duel, Kaiba won. You know, for humor value. " Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! I told you! I'm badass! Now get in this girly apron that I carry around with me!" Yami, since a deal is a deal, got into the pink frilly apron. It had a weird fuzzy thing on it....(The pattern people, the pattern.) "And now you must return to my really big house to make me a cake!" Yami folowed Kaiba to his house, as Kaiba was laughing diabolically.
Mwa ha ha ha! That was the first chapter. I told you it would be stupid, didn't I? It was short too. Did Mokuba catch the cooties? What kind of cake is it? Is anyone else there, making cakes for Kaiba's huge addiction to sugar? I don't know yet, and no one will, unless they want to know, which means that you have to review. That's only because it's not worth the effort if no one's gonna read it...God I'm a slacker. Hee hee....If I write another chapter, it'll be longer. With Anzu bashing.