Disclaimer: I don't own InuYasha. If I did, then I wouldn't be typing this right now. I'd be yelling at Cartoon Network for taking it off! Grr…….. And no, I don't own K Mart, thank goodness………

*******************Oh yeah, the person I got my kmart idea inspiration from is SadSaturn and her story "The K-mart from hell" So go read it because it's really funny and good.******************

A/n: This is my first InuYasha fic, and my second attempt at a humor fic. Please don't flame. Characters are more than likely ooc, some. I try not to do too much though. Thanks! Oh yes, italics are when someone is thinking. Hehehe.

I Hate This Store……

Prologue: Poor Sango and the Possessed Door

*scene opens to show Kagome holding her head in aggravation in the women's department of K-mart*

InuYasha: *holding up dress to see if it fits* These are weird robes, Kagome. *looks at himself in mirror* This makes me look fat, don't you think?

Kagome: -__- *sweatdrop*

Shippou: *runs up looking excited* Ooh! Ooh! Kagome! Look what I found! What does it do?

Kagome: This is a flashlight, Shippou. You push the button and a light comes on.

Shippou: Really? *points it in his eyes and pushes the button* @__@

Kagome: *sweatdrop* Don't do that Shippou, you'll blind yourself…..

Miroku: *looking at swimsuits and the pictures on the tags and grinning*

Sango: *hits Miroku over the head with her boomerang* Hentai……..

Kagome: Ok, Let's go. If we don't get to the electronics section now, we'll never leave……..

Shippou: *runs up again, jumping up and down* Look! *takes out super soaker and drenches InuYasha*

InuYasha: *growls* Come here, Shippou. *starts chasing Shippou around*

Customers walking by: o__o

Kagome: *nervous laugh* Sit boy!

InuYasha: *hits the ground* @__@

Kagome: *drags everyone to electronics*

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Kagome: Here we go. New Kenshin DVD!

InuYasha: A what? *sees girl standing at counter* *sniffs* Human.

Sparrow (me ^__^): *holding Kenshin plushie* *rings bell because no one is at the counter* Hello? *rings bell again* Hello……

---------5 minutes later---------------

Sparrow: *rings bell for the 526th time* Hello?

Kagome: -__-*sweatdrop*

Sango:  Maybe we should talk to her.

Kagome: I don't think she knows how to say anything but 'hello'.

Sparrow: *ticked off* Isn't anyone going to come to the freakin' counter?

Kagome: Doesn't look like it…......

Sparrow: Oh. Sorry. Hey, you're Kagome Higurashi! I'm *lights flicker off and on and off and on again* Sparrow.

Guy over Intercom: The store is closing in exactly seven seconds. Please proceed to che- never mind. Have a good evening!

Sango: OH NO YOU DON'T! *runs to front door and starts beating on it*

Sparrow: Well?

Sango: They won't budge!

Kagome: Stupid electric doors……. Hey that one is moving!

Door:  *opens and closes and opens and closes and…..*

Sparrow:  O__O It's the Possessed door!

Possessed Door:  *opens and closes and….*

Sango: *still beating on door* LET ME OUT! I refuse to be locked in here over night with him!

Miroku: *places his hand on Sango's shoulder* There, there Lady Sango. It will be alright.

Sango: *punches Miroku*

Sparrow: *laughs evilly*

Shippou: Kagome, I'm hungry……

*scene closes as everyone turns when they hear a creaking sound and a scream coming from a distance*

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Well, what did you think? Please review and tell me if you liked it! That was only the prologue anyway. I have lots of ideas for this story. I'd do shoutouts, but seeing as I don't have any reviews yet, I can't. If you'd like to be in this story, please say so in your review, AND email me at sora_doragon@lycos.com. R/r! ^__^