Know Your Stars: Shinobi Style
By: Sayuri
A.K.A: SailorSasuke
Disclaimer: BLAHNICKBLAHMASASHI
Hinata
Hinata was skipping around in circles when a giant vortex of doom swallowed her.
She fell onto a chair the middle of a empty room.
Know your star, Know your stars, Know your stars.
H..h..ello?!
Hyuga Hinata, she likes to eat brains.
W..w..what!?
She's only pretends to stutter, so people don't think she's an evil zombie.
T..that's not t..true! I can stop!
HA! So it's true. You admit you're an evil brain-eating zombie?
No!
Hyuga Hinata: She's ate Naruto's brain.
No! I didn't!
Hyuga Hinata: Yes you did.
Who are you!? –byakuganness-
Hinata: She's so stupid she doesn't know she's in a No-Ninja-Skills-Aloud Studio.
What? I'm not stupid!
-Mocks- My name is Hinata and I'm not stoopud. Why do you have to hide your true nature Hinata?! LET THE POWER OF YOUTH EXPLODE!
You need help.
I know. Hyuga Hinata: She has a pair of Naruto's boxers that he stole from Gaara.
-blush- I DO NOT!
Yes you do. –hold up boxers with hearts on them- I found them in your room. It has Gaara's name on it marked out. A there –points- it says NAY-ROO-TOE.
Anway…Know Your Stars, Know Your Stars, Know Your Stars. Hyuuga Hinata: All of the furniture in her room is made of LEGOS.
THEY'RE ALL THE RAGE!
No. That's just what the Numbah Organization wants you to thinks.
The who?
I'm sorry that's classified information. If I were to tell you, Zetsu would have to eat you. Not that you'd died. YOU'RE A ZOMBIE!
But…
And now you know Hyuga Hinata, the girl who doesn't really stutter, is a zombie, stole Gaara's stolen boxers, and is sleeping on a bed of LEGOs.
None of that's true!
Karin is next victim. B
Bwuhaha.