Very short, Movie/Game-verse. Recommend you have some knowledge of how the game works to get this.
Written entirely because I like making fun of Ironhide.
Heavy Weaponry
"Hey, Ironhide?"
"Hn?" Grunt response. Typical.
"D'you even have light weapons?" Ironhide paused and gave Jazz an incredulous look. A moment passed and Jazz took a cautionary step backwards.
"… What?" Jazz, deciding he valued his limbs, gave a quick 'nevermind' and walked away. The moment he was out of eyesight, he comm.-ed Bumblebee.
"Answer found, Little Buddy." Jazz transmitted. "Ironhide does 'ave two sets o' weapons."
"Really?" Was Bee's surprised answer.
"Yup. They're called 'Left' and 'Right' Cannon."