We had rented out a seemingly harmless, old cabin in the woods. Our judgement was way off. The place was a complete nightmare. There were large,bloodstained holes in the walls, the bathroom door was destroyed and the smell of death hung in the air. "Oh, well this is just super! Great choice Ash!" scoffed Mia." Hey, the pictures made it look like a palace,so don't yell at me!"retorted Ash, in an attempt to seem innocent."Oh, hell no! Ash, there's nasty ass book on the table that looks like it's made of rawhide and it smells like old fish." exclaimed Dashiki (from the island of Waikiki ). We unpacked our bags and prepared to spend the night, when something caught my eye. It was an old voice recorder,probably left over here from the old scientist Dr. Annouby who was researching some old book.
"Let's hear what's on the tape." I said while plugging in the device. The tape began to play and said the following: "I am Dr Annouby, and these are my recorded studies of my research of my findings. I have discovered the legendary "Necronomicon Ex-Mortis" which translates as the book of the dead in Sumerian. I have began reading a passage from the book which reads as follows: Klaatu, verada nikktu..." As the the verse continued I heard a strange sound approaching the cabin and felt a strange presence as the sound got louder and closer by the second."Turn it off,please!" pleaded Dashiki."I can't, the switch is jammed."I said while trying to switch of the tape as the sound got even louder. All of a sudden the tape stopped, but the noise was still increasing and then a mysterious being broke through the window and knocked out Steven. He lay there, motionless for five minutes. He then suddenly sprung to his feet and began to hover near the ceiling."He is one of us now and we feast upon his weak soul!"IT said in a demonic tone.
Ash grabbed the Remington 870 that was above the fire place and blasted the creature out of existence. The girls screamed and began crying. I tried comforting them. Ash went to get weapons from the shed and came back with a chainsaw attached on his stump. He gave me an ax , Dashiki had a Cleaver and Mia used a crowbar. We got back in Ash's car and headed for the bridge. The bridge was mangled and unusable. We then remembered there was a path through an old cemetery.
We proceeded down the long dark path and like a bolt from the blue a pair of corpses rose from their graves. Mia bashed the shorter one's head in and I shot the bigger one with my 44. magnum. As we trekked further, we encountered more deadites along the way. Soon there were too many for us to handle so we doubled back to get the Oldsmobile. We ran over those who were in our way and we finally reached the road on the other side and drove back into town. We all vowed to never go back to the cabin again.
The end...?
