Summary:
Saint Dionysus is the new guardian of Gryffindor Tower. The Fat Lady retired after The Battle of Hogwarts. Saint Dionysus is a bit of a romantic and will let you pass if you give her a really good reason to get into the tower, such as wanting to profess your love to a Gryffindor…
Notes:
It took me a while to pick out my pen name, but I settled on Saint Dionysus. It's the Anglicized versions of my maiden and married names. So I manipulated my image to be wearing a toga and a grape crown in honor of Dionysus.
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction using characters and entities from the Wizarding World trademarked by J. K. Rowling. Original plots, dialogue, and characters are mine.
Chapter 1: The Guardian of Gryffindor Tower
[Setting: Hermione's repeated seventh year after the war]
"First years, follow me," Head Girl, Hermione Granger, says.
As they arrive at the portrait leading to Gryffindor tower, Ritchie Coote, seventh year prefect says, "Who are you?" not recognizing who the woman in the painting is.
"I'm Saint Dionysus, the new guardian. The Fat Lady retired after the Battle of Hogwarts. She's now at a resort in Mykonos," the purple-haired and fair-skinned portrait says almost annoyed, "now children, password please?"
Ritchie looks down at the slip of paper and says, "how do you even pronounce this?"
"Let me see that!" Ginny Weasley snatches it out of his hand and starts snickering.
"What's so funny?" Hermione asks then takes the slip. "You've got to be kidding."
The portrait smirks, "Password?"
The Head Girl rolls her eyes and says, "Dramione."
"You may enter," the portrait swings open then says, "Miss Granger—think about it."
She scoffs at the ridiculous painting and wonders is Sir Cadogan is still available.
Notes: So this is me. I am ridiculous.
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