Why Cyclops hates flu season
Scott was walking with Jean, coincidentally down the same road that the brotherhood house was on. They weren't exactly paying attention at the time. Wanda and Pietro were arguing in the house, with the rest of the brotherhood egging them on. Wanda sneezed, hexing Pietro out the window with most of his clothes staying behind. He landed on top of Scott. With his characteristic hyperactive nonchalance, he kissed Scott on the nose and asked "Where have you been all my life?" Scott screamed, and ran. Jean called for a taxi.
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Forge had taken a liking to virtual reality, and had gotten permission from Xavier to test it on one of the defense weapons on the grounds. He created a helmet and put it on his head, to control the gun just with his body movements. Scott was walking by. Forge sneezed, Scott screamed. The Beast had to drink some alcohol just to be able to fix his singed rear.
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Scott was reading in the library. Kitty sneezed, and phased through the floor above him. She landed in his lap. Jean came in, saw them, and proceeded to use her telekinesis to beat him against the walls.
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Pietro sneezed, which triggered his speed. He slammed into Scott, Scott slammed through the Women's restroom door. Sounds of screaming and fists hitting flesh were heard. Followed by a singed Scott being blown out the door by Tabitha, Wanda, and Magma. Jean came along, heard the slightly skewed story from Pietro, and proceeded to slam Scott against the lockers and walls.
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Toad sneezed and covered Scott in slime
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Scott sneezed, he blasted a mirror, which somehow reflected his blast back, he slammed through the door to Jean's room and was sent flying out the window and into the pool. Bobby came along and iced him over with the exception of his head. Then everyone left him there to thaw out.
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Rogue sneezed, Sabertooth's personality appeared, and Scott wound up in the infirmary again.
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Xavier sneezed, and Scott started singing soprano.
Scott was walking with Jean, coincidentally down the same road that the brotherhood house was on. They weren't exactly paying attention at the time. Wanda and Pietro were arguing in the house, with the rest of the brotherhood egging them on. Wanda sneezed, hexing Pietro out the window with most of his clothes staying behind. He landed on top of Scott. With his characteristic hyperactive nonchalance, he kissed Scott on the nose and asked "Where have you been all my life?" Scott screamed, and ran. Jean called for a taxi.
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Forge had taken a liking to virtual reality, and had gotten permission from Xavier to test it on one of the defense weapons on the grounds. He created a helmet and put it on his head, to control the gun just with his body movements. Scott was walking by. Forge sneezed, Scott screamed. The Beast had to drink some alcohol just to be able to fix his singed rear.
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Scott was reading in the library. Kitty sneezed, and phased through the floor above him. She landed in his lap. Jean came in, saw them, and proceeded to use her telekinesis to beat him against the walls.
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Pietro sneezed, which triggered his speed. He slammed into Scott, Scott slammed through the Women's restroom door. Sounds of screaming and fists hitting flesh were heard. Followed by a singed Scott being blown out the door by Tabitha, Wanda, and Magma. Jean came along, heard the slightly skewed story from Pietro, and proceeded to slam Scott against the lockers and walls.
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Toad sneezed and covered Scott in slime
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Scott sneezed, he blasted a mirror, which somehow reflected his blast back, he slammed through the door to Jean's room and was sent flying out the window and into the pool. Bobby came along and iced him over with the exception of his head. Then everyone left him there to thaw out.
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Rogue sneezed, Sabertooth's personality appeared, and Scott wound up in the infirmary again.
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Xavier sneezed, and Scott started singing soprano.