"I probably don't want to know, but what, in the name of sanity, have you got on your head?" Germany asked a reading England.
"It's a fez. I wear fezzes now. Fezzes are cool." England replied, as if it was the most natural thing in the world.
"Dude, you know bowties totes went out style forever ago, right? I like, wouldn't be caught dead in that, that thing." Poland informed England harshly.
"No. Bowties. Bowties are cool." England retorted, straightening his as he stalked off.
"Hold on, I though you wore a fez." sneered Turkey[1].
"I did." England sighed. "But someone-" pointed look at America, "shot a hole in it. So I wear a Stetson now. Stetsons are cool." A gunshot is heard, and England's Stetson falls from his head, now adorned with a smoking hole. "America, I'm going to kill you!" England yells as he chases the cackling American
Conclusion: Someone has been watching too much Doctor Who.[2]
A/N:
[1] OOC Turkey is OOC. Eh, it was my first time writing for him. I don't know what he's like. But I felt so had to include him, because fezzes originated from Turkey (right?).
[2] And I may or may not be implying myself.