==Enter Name
BARFFACE LOSERPANTS
==Try again, smartass
HOMESTUCK
You are HOMESTUCK. You live in this house- erm, I mean hive all alone, except for your dad, but he's currently off somewhere else. Your room is full of FANART of your beloved characters, as well as various COSPLAY essentials, and piles of your stuff everywhere because you are too busy reading your updates to clean. You are wearing a SBURB shirt and your hair is super messy and black, and you have two HORNS poking up out of it.
You brought Pesterchum into this world because it was a necessity, and your name on it is nubbyHorns. You t4lk 4lmost norm4ly 3xc3pt for a f3w l3tt3rs.
Upon waking up this morning you discovered a strange LETTER sitting on your desk. You aren't sure how it got there, but it is there nonetheless. On it is drawn some cute chibis of you and your Moirail, as well as various items of food and some flowers. Just like him to send something like that.
==Pick up the letter
You do that. Good job.
==Open the letter, stupid
You are about to, but your Moirail starts pestering you from the computer, so you accidentally CAPATCHALOUGE it. Dumbass. Oh well, you can read it later. Lets see what he wants.
==Respond to Moirail
tomatoesFairy began pestering nubbyHorns
TF: Ve~
TF: Homestuck!
TF: Are you there?
NH: H3y, wh4ts up?
TF: Hooray! I have something wonderful to tell you!
NH: Alright…
TF: Well I was thinking the other day about how no one gets to see each other very much anymore, what with all the fandoms so busy at the moment
TF: So I decided we should all go on a little vacation!
TF: And I was-a looking everywhere for a place to go
TF: I didn't like most of the ideas, but Creepypasta suggested this wonderful little island he heard about!
TF: So I got us all tickets for a cruise to the island, isn't that wonderful!
NH: W4it, by 'us' do you m3an you 4nd I, or more p3ople th4n th4t?
TF: Oh, I invited eight others as well!
NH: Pl34s3 t3ll m3 you didn't invit3…
TF: Ve… Oopsies…
NH: Oh god.
==Yell at tomatoesFairy
Why would you do that? He's a sensitive boy, he'd probably start crying if you yelled.
Instead you get up and walk over to your bed, pick up your pillow, and start rolling back and forth across your floor screaming.
==This is stupid. Become the other boy.
Im so sorry guys, this is shitty. *kills self*