The Adventures of Chevron Guy: The Surprise Party

Author note: This is a small window into the life of Chevron guy from Stargate, I will try and add more chapters so we can find out more about his fascinating existence.

All: 'SURPRISE!'

Me: 'Oh guys! You shouldn't have'(This wasn't some vague attempt at modesty, the last thing I wanted to do was eat some of Major Carters foul Carrot Cake. you could actually see the carrots, ah well maybe this year she won't have made one.)

Sam: 'We made you a cake!'

Me: 'Oh.thank you, oooh carrot how. delightful' (to add insult to injury the cake is shaped and decorated like a chevron - why does everyone think I'm obsessed with chevrons? It's just a small part of a very important job I do. oh God now they're singing)

All: 'Happy birthday to you'

All: 'Happy birthday to you'

All: 'Happy birthday toooooo...'

Daniel: 'Norman'

Jack: 'Walter'

Teal'c: 'Airman'

Sam: 'Chevron Guy'

All: 'Happy birthday to yooooou'

(Oh brother)

The End

If you want more adventures of Chevron guy review and I will provide, and next time I will endeavour to make them slightly longer, who knows maybe even a bit of romance for our favourite hero