Chapter 1: He had to
He had to ask someone. As the son of lord he couldn't possibly go to the dance by himself, it would be a disgrace to his honorable father's reputation. Patti was going with Black*Star and Liz with Soul so he couldn't go with his weapons. His only other options were Tsubaki and Maka. But he couldn't go with Maka, the two of them were extremely close and it would be way too awkward. That only left Tsubaki. While her regular attire was asymmetrical he would be able to look past that for the dance. And he wouldn't have mind going with her. He thought she was rather pretty but was always to busy making things symmetrical to worry about girls. But he realized he didn't know too much about the raven-haired weapon. Because of this he decided to take some initiative and ask her to hang out. Problem was, he didn't know how to ask a girl out so he went to the only persons he could think of.
One day him, Liz and Patti were hanging out in the living room watching a movie and talking when he decided to speak up.
"Hey um… Liz, Patti… you two are both girls right?" asked Kid awkwardly scratching his neck? The two girls just looked at him in disbelief.
"Kid if you're asking to see our tits the answer is no" said Liz sternly. Kid laughed at this realizing she was joking.
"No I mean… you two are girls that I can talk to right?" asked Kid looking away.
"Yeah Kiddo! What's up?" asked Patti realizing something was wrong? Kid blushed slightly and started to regret this decision.
"Well… um… how do I… um… ask out a girl?" asked Kid feeling awkward? Liz and Patti both looked at each other then back and him and giggled.
"Kiddo do you have a crush?" asked Patti teasingly? This caused Kid's blush to deepen slightly.
"N-no, it's jut that I needed someone for the dance and I wanted to go on a date before the dance to learn more about this person" said Kid looking down. Patti and Liz both cooed this.
"Aww Kiddo! That's so cute!"–"Kid has a crush! Kid has a crush!" sang Patti and Liz! Kid felt the blush deepen even more.
"S-shut up! Just answer the question" demanded Kid trying not to stutter from embarrassment.
"Only if you tell us who you're asking!" said Patti! Kid quickly shook his head since he knew the girls would've laughed at him.
"Sis get him!" shouted Liz! Then they both quickly got off the couch and jumped on him. Patti sat on his hands while Liz his stomach.
"Get off me! What are you going to do?" asked Kid panicked? Liz and Patti both smirked.
"If you don't tell us not only will we not tell you how, we will asymmetrically tie you to the flagpole outside the DWMA. Naked," said Liz devilishly. Kid's eyes grew wide when the picture of everyone seeing him asymmetrical and naked found its way into his head.
"You wouldn't dare," said Kid trying to call their bluffs. The smirks grew more evil and impish. Kid then realized they weren't bluffing.
"Patti get his shirt I will get his pants" said Liz. They both quickly launched into action! Liz quickly undid his belt and unzipped his pants revealing the black underwear below. While Patti quickly unbuttoned his white shirt and started taking it off.
"Tsubaki!" Kid quickly blurted out hoping they would stop.
"What about her?" asked Liz starting to pull down his pants?
"That's who I'm asking! Now please stop!" begged Kid starting to fidget! The girls stopped, got off they preceded to say how cute it was!
"Kid that's so adorable! And just ask her. It's Tsubaki, it's not like she is going to laugh in your face and say no. Which I don't think she will" said Liz trying to recompose herself.
"KID LIKES TSUBAKI! KID LIKES TSUBAKI! KID LIKES TSUBAKI! KI"-"Patti be quiet!" demand Kid placing his hand over her mouth. That is when Kid realized that he was standing in the middle of his living room, in front of a group of windows, in nothing but his underwear and a pair of socks. He blushed heavily and started putting his close back on. The girls skipped out of the room singing to themselves.