"England?" you ask, looking up from your laptop.

"Yes, love?"

"How would you describe your eyebrows?" Caught off guard by your odd question, he paused for moment to consider it.

"Dashing? Handsome? Stylish? I suppose 'bushy' would do as well..." he answered, his disdain for the last choice obvious.

You thought for a moment. "Fluffy." you say decisively, turning back to the story you were writing.

"What did you just say?"