Thank you Luna and Mer for helping come up with this! Also, thank you Frankie for coming up with the title x

Today, dear readers, Genma and Sakura have a case to settle —a reputation to uphold. Neither will back down and so a certain silver haired sixth Hokage has been requested to settle their dispute.

"Shizune!" Sakura barks as she marches into the Hokage office, taking slight pleasure in the way the guards flinch. The woman in question looks up from arranging the paperwork on the table, surprised.

"Sakura? What's wrong?" Shizune wonders concern evident in her feature, especially when an equally outraged Genma marches into the office.

"Where is Kakashi?" Genma demands.

"Uh… Hokage-sama doesn't show up until nine." Shizune informs, now alarmed as two pairs of eyes narrow at her. "B-but I can call for him…?"

"Hurry and do." Genma orders and turns his glare onto Sakura. "I'll have you know he prefers cocks."

Sakura snorts rudely, "puh-lease! Those good-for-nothing hard-headed pieces of flesh! Kakashi prefers pussies."

Tenzou, who suddenly emerges from the private Hokage bathroom, freezes, his jaw dropping, having caught the tail end of the ninjas' conversation.

"Who wants to ride a pussy!" Genma shouts, scandalised, although that doesn't hold a candle to what Tenzou feels that second. "Cocks all the way princess."

Kakashi suddenly bursts through the room, alongside Gai.

"How did you get here so fast?" Sakura demands, in no mood for pleasantries or respect.

"I rode on Genma's cock." Kakashi answers, slightly breathless, "I must say though it's quite rough. My ass is bruised."

"We all rode on the fastest cock Genma had to come here in time," Gai informs.

"H-hokage-sama!" Tenzou screams, scandalised.

"Oh yeah, it can be pretty hard on the butt. But it rides better than Sakura's pussy." Genma says, matter-of-factly.

"Hey, don't you dare talk about my pussy! Your cock is nowhere as good!"

"Yea but my cock is bigger than your pussy."

"My pussy is stronger."

"Hokage-sama rode my cock. Because it's efficient."

"Efficient," Tenzou squeaks, "cock?"

Sakura turns a fiery glare in Tenzou's way, making him gulp. Gai chimes in, "But Sakura's pussy's got one hell of a grip if you ask me."

Genma relents, "True. Nearly broke my cock."

"A broken cock is a terrible thing." Gai nods sagely as he crosses his arms. "Beware so you don't acquire the puss's wrath."

"Hokage-sama, which is better? Cock or Pussy?" Genma asks the so-far silent man, fed up.

"It's Pussy, right? I mean, pussies are so much more attractive!" Sakura exasperates.

"Speak for yourself! You can't tell me I don't have a good looking cock. It's a stunning cock, far superior to your scraggly pussy."

"Scraggly!?"

Kakashi decides to step in before their argument devolves into a fist fight, "Now, now, let's not get carried away...maybe I should see them? Judge properly?"

"You want to...SEE them? Have you gone mad?" Tenzou cries, eyes wide.

"It's just Cock and Pussy Tenzou, don't be so squeamish." Kakashi chides, "You show people your wood all the time."

"m-m-my wood?" Tenzou stammers, bewildered, but he isn't heard over Sakura's loud command.

"Fine. Let's show him!"

"NO! Shiranui! Haruno! We're in the middle of the Hokage office!" Shizune cries in alarm.

"Oh, you got a point. Come on Genma. You and me. Alone at the training ground, now!" Sakura jabs a challanging finger at Genma's chest.

He scowls. "My cock will give it to ya!"

"My pussy will make you regret coming!"

"My cock will destroy you!"

What enthusiastic ninja his village has! Kakashi marvels and claps his hands together to settle them down. "Let's go. First to finish loses!"

…to be continued.