Theres a bunch of dwarves on the street,

And some trolls, uyou wouldn't like to meet.

Oh, the snows pure on the Ankh-Rich and BROWn!!

Just another Sunday morning in my noisy over-populated smelly TOWN.

The sun is shining and the grass is green,

Under the two feet of poo I mean,

This is a day, when it's hard to where a FROWN.

All the happy people stop to say hello?

(Random passer by) GET OUT OF MY WAY

Even though, the temperatures low.

It's a perfect Sunday morning in my noisy, ill-mannered smelly TOWN

(Angua)

Oh what a picture perfect boyfriend,

Just like a demi-god, tender and mild.

He'd wear a smile while he wore a heavy crown.

What an angel whith a heart so sweet and sure,

And a mind so open and pure,

It's a shame we live in this noisy smelly town.

(Back to main singer)

You can see your breath hanging in the air,

You ignore homeless people, even though I care,

It's a sea of villans in which you'll likely DROWN

(Gaspode (intelligible mumbling))

mph,

mph mph mph mph mph mph mph mph

mph mph mph mph mph mph m mphhhhh

(Main singer) That's right Its Sunday morning in our noisy, massive, troll-full, dwarvish TOWN

(Rust)

Look at that fraile and fragile watch,

It really gets me down,

The disc is such a rotten place

And this cities a complete disgrace,

That's why I'm leaving this rotten little smelly, dwarfish troll-like TOWN

(Main singer + Gaspode + Vimes + Nobby)

OFF TO THE WATCH HOUSE WE SHALL GO,

Where we do everything that we do,

Cause the watchmen have to learn by listening to their FEET!

And my partner makes my life complete,

Cos she is really sweeeet (Vimes) Super sweet

Thank Om we live in this noisy massive troll-full dwarfish smelly

WOOFWOOF

ANKH-

MORE-

(Vimes to Dibbler) can I have 5 sausages inna bun please???

PORKKKKKK

(Climax)

NO.